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oh neil...you and i should have a little chat behind closed doors....
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i once had a guy tell me it bugged him that i carry a weapon when i'm off duty. i say he wouldn't be so irritated with it if we were to get carjacked. i think it all boils down to how comfortable a man is with himself.
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a lot of guys i've met get a little taken aback by the fact that i'm a police officer. seems they aren't comfortable with a woman who kicks ass for a living. but that's ridiculous.
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Sex and the City rules.
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say somthing special
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that seems fair *passes the remote*
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joke a day
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that is too funny
i love non_linear_girl! |
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what pisses you off?
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things that piss me off:
when you use a public restroom and there is no hook on the door for you to hang your purse on people who think EVERYTHING is a police matter when the maid comes in your hotel room even tho you hung the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door bad drivers empty margarita glasses goats the smell of ketchup |
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mood
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puppy - if you can massage me like that chick did today, i am all yours....
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mood
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i am currently relaxing at a spa - so i am in a fantastic mood. i have come to the conclusion that the only requirement i have for a man is that he be able to give me a massage....i don't care if he is broke and looks like a horse's ass....as long as he can massage me....
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its today
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juju - it's like...good thoughts...or vibes...or....i don't know, it's just juju! it's a good thing.
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its today
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sending good juju your way....
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Inbox
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when you are in your inbox, look on the bottom - there should be different page numbers to scroll thru. does that make sense? i'm tired...
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i remember
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see, most of my drunken fiascos aren't even my fault - they are always my friends faults. i mean, if your girl gets up on the bar and starts dancing, what are you gonna do? can't let her be up there alone, she will be sad. and if she wants to do a shot, you have to do it with her - that's part of the Girl Code.
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i remember
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my job essentially boils down to babysitting drunks - i mean, i swear that 85% of my calls involve some kind of intoxicant. so...monkey see....monkey do. i would slow down, but i don't wanna.
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What do you do...
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that's the trouble with co-workers - hard to tell if you really dig them or if it's just cuz you are around them so damn much. and remember that people are different outside work. for instance, i am always sober at work, but i am generally intoxicated at home. i say you gotta keep em separated (isn't that a song...?)
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i remember
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Being sick at someone else's house is the worst!
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i remember
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He totally didn't. There i was, a good little virgin, sick as hell, wanting desparately to be in bed (alone!) and he was trying to be all slick. He did take his jacket off, at least, and that's where the puke landed. My God, you could not pay me enough to go back to high school....
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i remember
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i was really sick for my junior prom and i threw up on my date. and you know what the bad part is? he STILL tried to get laid later on...
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i remember
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i think i'm all out of peeing stories...that's sad
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okay..fine...whatever...
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give me a bucket of margaritas and i'll do most anything....
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