Julie and Ed a Love Story Part 12

I'M SO SORRY I JUST CAN"T STOP,, giggle, giggle,, SHOULDN"T YOUR NAME BE HOSS, OR BUCK, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
I THINK YOU INSULTED HIM RITA,
LIKE HE HAD A CHANCE ANYWAY JULIE,
OH THERE GOES HIS FRIEND, LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE TO BUY OUR OWN DRINKS DAWN, ha ha ha,
BESIDES DID YOU SEE THE NOSTRILS ON THAT GUY, I CAN PARK MY CAR UP THERE,,ha ha ha giggle snort, giggle, snort, snort,
ha ha ha ha ,
YOU LIKED THAT ED?
ITS THAT JULIE AND ME HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT HIM EARLIER, ha ha
I DIDN"T RECONIZE HIM WITHOUT THE YANKEES CAP, ha ha ha
ME NEITHER JULIE, UNTILL RITA SAID SOMETHING, ha ha
Let's drink our kamikazes now that the band is taking a break,
Sounds like a plan Ed,
Look at her Dawn, I bet she tastes like strawberries and cream,
What? are you two,,
What, Lesbians, no Ed bi,,
I think she would taste like pink cotton candy, Rita.
Its a game they play Ed, what will she taste like,
Oh,, only girls,
Yea they never do it for guys..
Well you can be the first Ed, better yet,, tell us what you think you taste like,
Hmmmm, lets just say I drink a lot of pineapple juice,, ha ha , you know what they say about pineapple juice,,
I bet Julie's glad to hear that.. ha ha giggle,
Ed, don't listen to them,,
How do you girls determine if its boys night or girls night?
Well Ed, it's always girls night, the rest depends on if the batteries in our toys are still good,, ha ha giggle ha ha, am I right Dawn?
Hey maybe we should bring nostril guy home, we can stick our toys up his nose and he can lick us at the same time,, ha ha ha ha snort, ha ha
You guys are terrible, I am nothing like them Ed,
You are not like anyone but you, Julie,, and that's really nice..

hey, you women always say our brains are in our pants...lol

Friendship

serious? you okay? Need to chat, hit me up.

Anyone miss me? :)

Today is Keith Richards Birthday! (the cockroaches scratch their heads...as do the Dr.'s and scientists)

Toast to Keith!

u r no angel!! j/k!

Julie and Ed a Love Story Part 11

Hey Julie, Come on lets go back inside, looks like Rita and Dawn have a couple of admirers
Ah,, a couple,, look at those guys, the girls are driving them crazy.
They're your friends Julie,
No, I mean the GIRLS, Rita's tank top looks like it was painted on, giggle
Yea, and she defiantly has her high beams on, ha ha ha
Oh you noticed did you Ed,
It's kinda hard not to,
Yea, I bet its hard,,, Giggle,
I was with Dawn when she bought that top, she tried it on and came out to show me, and this guy was waiting for his wife, and he tripped over a clothes rack when he walked by her, ha ha , then his wife caught him leering at her, and smacked him across the back of his head, giggle,, we laughed about it all night,, giggle,
That was you guys, my head still hurts from that, ha ha ha
You Brat, ha ha ha ,,,,,
WELCOME BACK, DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME?
ED, ARE YOU WEARING LIP GLOSS? ha ha ha
JULIE, ARE YOU ALRIGHT ? YOU LOOK A LITTLE FLUSH,, ha ha ha
NOT AS FLUSH AS YOUR BUTTS GOING TO BE IF YOU KEEP IT UP.
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO WORRY ABOUT KEEPING IT UP,,ha ha,, THAT WOULD BE ED"S DEPARTMENT,,ha ha,, ANY COMMENT ED? ha ha
I HAVE NO PROBLEM IN THAT DEPARTMENT,, IN FACT, I AM THE HEAD OF THAT DEPARTMENT.. ha ha ha,,,,
SO WHO'S YOUR FRIENDS?
DON'T KNOW THEIR NAMES,
HEY, COWBOY? WHATS YOUR NAME?
DONAVAN,
DONAVAN,, ha ha ha ,, sorry,,, ha ha ..
WHATS SO FUNNY?
I NEVER MEET A GUY NAMED DONAVAN, WHO WORE A COWBOY HAT,, ha ha ha snort, giggle,,ha ha ..snort, snort, giggle,,

EVERYONE COMES IN TO OUR LIFE'S FOR A REASON...

i am 50 but i still look good

http://www.youtube.com/user/westlife?blend=1&ob=4#p/a/u/0/OaRxUieZFqc
Shadows fill an empty heart
As love is fading,
From all the things that we are
But are not saying
Can we see beyond the stars.
And make it to the dawn?

Change the colors of the sky
And open up to
The ways you made me feel alive,
The ways I loved you
For all the things that never died,
To make it through the night,
Love will find you

What about now?
What about today?
What if you’re making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love never went away?

What if it’s lost behind words we could never find?
Baby, before it’s too late,
What about now?

The sun is breaking in your eyes
To start a new day
This broken heart can still survive
With a touch of your grace
Shadows fade into the light
I am by your side,
Where love will find you

What about now?
What about today?
What if you’re making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love had never went away?
What if it’s lost behind words we could never find?
Baby, before it’s too late,
What about now?

Now that we’re here,
Now that we’ve come this far,
Just hold on
There is nothing to fear,
For I am right beside you.
For all my life,
I am yours.

What about now?
What about today?
What if you’re making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love had never went away?
What if it’s lost behind words we could never find?

What about now?
What about today?
What if you’re making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love had never went away?
What if it’s lost behind words we could never find?
Baby, before it’s too late,
Baby, before it’s too late,
Baby, before it’s too late,
What about now?

Once Is Enough

The reels spun
while the film snapped
round and round, click a tick a tacky.
Darkness invaded,
the velvet draped windows,
thick of dust,
sucking and smothering
the soft faded light
coming out of the office door
at the end of the hallway.
The old theatre smelled musty
reviving the final memories
of crowded seats,
noisy thumps and clunks
as the padded seat cushions folded up
when you stood to leave.
Intermission and popcorn
that smelled better than it ever tasted.
Burned down to ashes,
frame by frame, life, laughter, gone.
It was a wonder no one got hurt.
I don't think I would have
ever gone back, again.
A do over? Once is enough.

Raine Les 12/17/2009

Mirror where did you dig up this thread, its a year old. LOL

Not lately,But we are keeping an eye out for such activities!
Will inform this thread if things comes up!

We read in physics books that there are four fundamental force in nature namely nuclear, magnetic ,electric and gravitational.then wat type of force is sex?we wil all agree that opposite attract as opposite charges or opposite poles.so when men and women attract then which force is playing its part.can we nt measure it?or is it not a physical force?as physics is the study of nature and natural phenomenon and sexual force is the most natural force then why there is not any formula discoverd who can tel the amount of force between two opposite sex individuals

"THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER"

MARCH 5th, 2009

Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A woman From Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with Manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse.
The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the arraignment judge, sworn in, and asked to explain her actions.
The woman replied,
"I was standing at the corner Bus Stop for about 15 minutes, waiting For The bus to take me home after work. I am a waitress at a local cafe.
I was there alone, so I had my right hand on my pistol, which was in my purse, hung over my left shoulder.
All of a sudden I was being spun around hard to my left.
As I caught my balance, I saw a man running away from me with my purse.
I looked down at my right hand and I saw that my fingers were wrapped tightly around my pistol. The next thing I remember is saying out loud,
"No way punk! you're not stealing my pay check and tips."
I raised my right hand, pointed my pistol at the man running away from me with my purse, and squeezed the trigger of my pistol 6 times!
When asked by the arraignment judge,
"Why did you shoot the man 6 times?
The woman replied under oath,
"Because, when I pulled the trigger the 7th Time, it only went click."
The woman was acquitted of all charges. She was back at work, at the cafe, the next day!







From around Washington DC someplace:



WALKING THE DOG

A Woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said,
'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied,
'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!