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I had one for 50 years but the top bit malfunctioned
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Mermaids
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Please help rate my profile
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6 A whole lot better , add to it as you think of more things good luck
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Hi, zero
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Photos are nice but the one in black shows a very red nose as if you have been injured, maybe reshoot that photo, nice but it appears as though you are hurt or badly sunburnt. or drunk too much coke |
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If there are two of you , wallpaper hanging should be a cinch
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Nonsense
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Finding Jesus
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Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river.
Paddy proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks Paddy, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" Paddy shouts, "Yes, oi am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.... He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" Paddy replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus?" The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. Again he pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus?" Paddy answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!" By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks Paddy again - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs, he pulls him up. The preacher again asks.... "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" Paddy staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a belly full of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher...... "Are you sure this is where he fell in ???" |
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Wheres yer sheert ??????..
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No pic = No click
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Add a paragraph ,it is too short
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Muslim Rock'N'Roll band
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Jihadiwaddy
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Tie her up and tickle her feet
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Not a gurl, but shaving off the beard may help. I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok |
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Hookups
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Just walk down any street
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Girls, Girls, Girls"
Girls, girls, girls Girls, girls, girls Girls, girls, girls Girls, girls, girls Yellow, red, black or white Add a little bit of moonlight For this intercontinental romance Shy girl, sexy girl They all like that fancy world Champagne, a gentle song and a slow dance Who makes it fun to spend your money? Who calls you honey, most every day? Girls, girls, girls Girls, girls, girls |
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Cut,copy and paste
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Larry Tesler , inventor of the cut,copy and paste command dies aged 76
Larry Tesler , inventor of the cut,copy and paste command dies aged 76 Larry Tesler , inventor of the cut,copy and paste command dies aged 76 Larry Tesler , inventor of the cut,copy and paste command dies aged 76 Larry Tesler , inventor of the cut,copy and paste command dies aged 76 |
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I don’t do blind dates but welcome anyway Stevie wonder does ! |
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Hi
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