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Wed 03/19/08 05:40 PM
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Wed 03/19/08 05:36 PM
Hey its happy hour drinker drinker drinker

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Wed 03/19/08 06:22 AM
Alive

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Wed 03/19/08 06:19 AM
Doing well thanks. About to hop in the shower and get this day started.

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Wed 03/19/08 06:18 AM
The current tax code has over 5.5 billion words, countless forms and instructions, and is too complex for the average taxpayer to comprehend. As a result, businesses and individuals face huge burdens of time and money to comply with the tax code; in 2001, Americans spent 6.4 billion hours filling out tax forms for the government.

If everyone including all companies paid a flat 15% tax on all income, no deductions it would be fair and equal for everyone. Think how easy the tax form would be to fill out.

Name, Last:
First:
Middle:
SSN:
Total Income:
X by .15:
Total Tax Due:
Signature:

This would also end politicians playing rich against poor, corporations against the mass's, class warfare and rhetoric and maybe, just maybe let us get on with dealing with the serious issues of the day.

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Wed 03/19/08 06:03 AM
Me too Deb..... How are you?

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Wed 03/19/08 06:02 AM

gemini... to make it worse a redhead gemini... guess that makes me a two faced b*tchlaugh


Naaa, just makes you neurotic like the rest of us Gemini'laugh The upside is, your never lonely because you always have your twin. You can also blame everything on the other 1/2 of you. laugh

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Wed 03/19/08 05:59 AM
Where is that waitress with my coffee?

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Tue 03/18/08 09:01 PM
drinker drinker drinker drinker

Damn good scotch in this bar.

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Tue 03/18/08 08:58 PM
Hmmm a bar with a hotel upstairs......Just like the old west:tongue: laugh

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Tue 03/18/08 08:48 PM

Ok how about this.. I will "give" it to you if I get to sting once in a while as Alpha

Provided there is an antidote

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Tue 03/18/08 08:36 PM






Gemini and proud of it

<insert eye roll here> laugh

<rolls towel up and snaps your arse>

ohhhhhhhhohwell you left a mark....

Oh, darn the luck!


Jura, you know Scorpions are the stronger sign, why do you continue to argue with the Alpha sign???


Because Gemini is the Alpha and Omega. Your out numbered, out gunned and surrounded.

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Tue 03/18/08 08:32 PM




Gemini and proud of it

<insert eye roll here> laugh

<rolls towel up and snaps your arse>

ohhhhhhhhohwell you left a mark....

Oh, darn the luck!

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Tue 03/18/08 08:26 PM


Gemini and proud of it


<insert eye roll here> laugh

<rolls towel up and snaps your arse>

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Tue 03/18/08 08:24 PM






does bill have a rich bro you can hook me up with??laugh

I will find out. It's the cabana boys that makes the marriage work..
Of course if someone can sing a certain song I may be engaged as well as married.. Can I be arrested for that???


Not until you marry the second one without divorcing the first. Wonder how that singer is doing with that song? Hmmmm:tongue:


Ahh so then I'm good for a while.... Hmmm I'm going to guess he's not doing very well yet, I don't think his voice is up to par for even practicing..

Oh? Hes having a little voice trouble eh? Well I hope he is at least learning the song.


You know, I'm not sure if he is but I would say he's very resourceful and it would surprise me if he wasn't...

Well, if he is the clever fellow you say he is, I am sure he is all over it

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Tue 03/18/08 08:13 PM
Gemini and proud of it

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Tue 03/18/08 08:12 PM
Obama thinking that speach today will fly laugh laugh

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Tue 03/18/08 08:10 PM




does bill have a rich bro you can hook me up with??laugh

I will find out. It's the cabana boys that makes the marriage work..
Of course if someone can sing a certain song I may be engaged as well as married.. Can I be arrested for that???


Not until you marry the second one without divorcing the first. Wonder how that singer is doing with that song? Hmmmm:tongue:


Ahh so then I'm good for a while.... Hmmm I'm going to guess he's not doing very well yet, I don't think his voice is up to par for even practicing..

Oh? Hes having a little voice trouble eh? Well I hope he is at least learning the song.

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Tue 03/18/08 08:06 PM
Oh all 3 all day and night

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Tue 03/18/08 08:05 PM




No, if I were in the G-String I would be a party pooper



I might pay a zillion dollars to see that!!!

Or marry Bill Gates and hire you as my cabana boy.. happy

laugh laugh But would you, could you sleep with Billy?laugh laugh laugh



Um ok you got me there but see with his money I can afford to have kept men... Didn't you want a boat, airplane (anything with motors??) and to quit your job???


Ok, that works for me. I can get you his number. But what about the the current wife?:tongue: