The Dark Tower

Boring Yet Adoring

There once was a fussaGuy on Mingle
Who came looking for Love and a Tingle
With a flex of his pecs
And a plate of Tex Mex
He left with a smile, and no longer Single.

Days Months Years

Johnny dropped to his knees in the red sand gasping for breath. Ramsonlaughed as he conjured a bubble filled with air that Johnny could breath. Johnny was about to pass out when Ramson booted him in the chest, just to help him start breathing again. Ramson had waited a long time for this moment, he wouldn't be cheated of his vengeance and it wouldn't be satisfied with a quick death.

Ramson looked down on Johnny Strokes as Johnny looked back with a puzzled look. "What do you want with me? I don't know you." he gasped With eyes filled with hatred Ramson replied " Perhaps you remember Illyana... she (KICK)"GRUNT" WAS (KICK)"GRUNT" my (KICK)"GRUNT" wife. (KICK KICK KICK KICK)

Johnny was a bloody mess but still alive. Ramson decided to let him recover a little bit, he didn't want him to die too soon.

Oh dear ladies, one and two.
You may be pretty, you may be true
But truly I never wanted either of you

What were you defending
its quite uncomprehending
misjudgment never ending

I posted in this thread just for fun,
but now instead I came under the gun.
Time to leave and head for the sun.

I'm so glad!

Is that a ball your kissing?

Once upon a time, Bluebeard was a human Knight, The Warrior Lord of the Forgotten Order. He defeated much evil, defending the farm folk in Upper Uppington. He grew weary of the unending battles as the demonspawn entered into the world to feed upon humans. One dark and stormy night, must be going on four thousand years ago his soul became tainted in an epic battle. At the the time it seemed like a victory for all, but as the days and weeks went by, Bluebeard knew he had been turned. It was only a matter of time before the vestiges of his humanity would leave him and would begin to prey upon his brothers and sisters of the Order.

He probably should have killed himself, but he was becoming intoxicated with the power of the taint. He left a note of resignation with his squire and took to the hills, alone, during the night.

Without a Doubt
I'm gonna Shout
Words are Fun
And so's a Pun

So I'm Laughing My Ash Off
Cuz I was sippin', now I cough
I spoke some Flirty Words
You'd think I spoke a Dirty Dirge

I was just kidding,
A misunderstanding.
For dating a Christian
Was never my Mission.

BAM BAM BAM

Johnny spun as he dropped to the floor, a shot glass flew from his hand and splintered into Brokenglass Voice's third eye. He screamed in rage his hands flailing at the splinters and blood. The shot glass was actually made of nanites, which began burrowing into the thug's brain.

Johnny took one in the left shoulder as he was going down and before his energy shield fully formed.

The clones advanced upon Johnny emptying clip after clip. Johnny didn't know what kinda of ammo they were using but it was having an affect on his shield. He knew he couldn't maintain the shield indefinitely, it was just a matter of time...

Titti Fritti
Was quite Witty

I rather enjoyed
the color you employed

A definition true
of shape and hue

Oh Desi eighteen
You look Peachy Keen

Eyes wide open, Chris
All lookin' for Bliss

I love your shirt
I love your shorts
Y'all such good Sports

In the year of your Lord
Two thousand and eight
Perhaps you were bored
And sought a loving date

A man on his knees
Before an Awesome God
Begging Him please
Bring me a loving bod

In the year of twenty twelve
She prayed to the "man" above
And into Mingle she did delve
Seeking a Christian man to love

Hug The Lug

Lime-a-ritas Ice Gets

Party With Ice

(lol, I didn't get through it)

Dinner, Well Done

Tan Bandana Man

( say that 3 times quickly}

Q-in-Law