Why Swift drivers get ragged on all the time, I was in ontario California today and this Swift bobtail backed in beside me. This is pathetic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX7iiI5mGvs

plus i wish there was free TP

My head is not between her legs. SPANK MEEEEEEEEEEE

honest I have more fun on here then probably anyone else, cause this one of the places where I can stupid and make people laugh, and not get locked up. I am here for the community interaction too. Jump and post too some of the games or jokes

we all have doubts, i mean look at me. I am a sloth and I am trying

Yeah man you gotta post. I would not suggest posting silly crap like I do, but I dont give a rats azz what people think about me. You just gotta give it time man.

Thats so ****ing wrong
She carpet munches smurfette

lol

dont forget the battery operarted tail lights on a buggy

dunno looks awful shady with them beady eyes

A business mans company tell him that he will have to take a long business trip to japan to clinch an important deal. Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still but everytime she does it it breaks his heart and this trip will be the longest he has been on. He also knows that she tries hard not to cheat and has done less and less. Having given up smoking he knows how hard it is to shake an addiction so he decides to go to a sex shop to get her something to keep her amused.
On his way home he goes to a little sex shop. He looks around for a bit but doesnt really find anything satisfactory. Just as he is about to leave the owner calls him over.
"Your looking for something special?"
"Yes, i need something to keep my wife busy while im away so she wont cheat"
The owner looks at him hard then reaches under the counter and pulls out a small wooden box with mystical carvings and pictures on it. He slides off the lid and inside sits a carved wooden dildo.
"Whats so special about that?" asks the man
"Watch... Voodoo dildo door"
To the mans suprise the dildo rises from the box and starts ****ing the keyhole of the door.
"Voodoo dildo box"
The dildo stops and drops back into its box.
"Thats amazing i'll take it"
After paying for it he walks home with a smile on his face. The next morning after packing he gives his wife her present. At first she is dubious but after showing her the door trick she seems quite pleased, so he leaves on his trip.
After a week she feels then need for a shag but as she wants to stop cheating she instead gets out the dildo.
"Voodoo dildo my *****"
The dildo rises obediently from the box and starts to shag her brains out.
A hour and ten orgasms later she feels better. Through all the sexual exstasy however she forgets the turn off command. And as she is well into orgasm numer eleven she cant think straight. she trys to pull it out to stop it but it doesnt work, so she deciedes that she will have to go to hospital to have it removed.
In the car on the way there she has another orgasm that makes her swerve dangerously. A police officer see's this and pulls her over. He walks up to the window which she rolls down.
"Have you been drinking?"
"No" The now destrought woman replys
"A voodoo dildo is shagging me and i cant get it to stop im on my way to hospital to have it removed"
"Voodoo dildo" the officer laughs "My arse"

why yes i do, flop mt belly there up, put the lid under and hit my belly with your fist, badaa bing bada boom

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-***** who ran over my FROG!"

lets go cows lets go

well plain and simple I wont go see it, they always **** the holy hell out of movies based on games

breeze, whered it go woooshh oh no

I have a friend who can help with that needing help

the guy playing him looks wayyyyyyyyy to young to bed 47, i mean cmon. I wonder if they are gonna show Diana's face. That will really **** it up

1. A computer can wait forever for you.

2. A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.

3. A computer doesn't get calls from it's past users while you're logged in.

4. A computer doesn't mind how excited you get.

5. A computer doesn't tell you how completely teriffic it's past users have been.

6. A computer is big in all the right places.

7. A computer never forgets your birthday.

8. A computer won't ask, "Are you in?"

9. A computer won't ask, "Is there another computer?"

10. A computer won't even talk about marriage.

11. A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.

12. A computer won't get *****y if you're slow to respond.

13. A computer won't grade you on how much you send it.

14. A computer won't look through your checkbook.

15. A computer won't mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep getting new ones.

16. A computer won't say, "Let's just be friends."

17. A computer won't shave with your razor.

18. A computer's maintainance personel don't cross-examine you every time you log in.

19. Computers are easy to turn on.

20. Computers are ready when you are.

21. Computers are very responsive.

22. Computers aren't into finding out how far you'll go to keep your account.

23. Computers do everything you tell them to.

24. Computers don't care about age differences.

25. Computers don't care if you're married.

26. Computers don't get pregnant.

27. Computers don't get upset if you use other computers.

28. Computers don't insist on foreplay.

29. Computers don't make you meet their parents.

30. Computers don't mind if you share them with a friend.

31. Computers don't mind spending hours on the phone with you.

32. Computers don't play head games unless you ask them to.

33. Computers never ask you to call them in the morning.

34. Computers never have headaches, or take rainchecks, or have a curfew, or have that time of the month.

35. Computers won't mind if you don't like their friends.

36. If you don't like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to another in less than a min.

37. Size doesn't count to a computer.

38. The average computer session lasts four hours.

39. With a computer, you never have to say you're sorry.

40. You can log into several computers at once.

41. You can turn off a computer.

42. You can visit a computer any time you like, and it'll be up and ready for you.

43. You don't have to tell computers you love them.

i dont have hair on my head, its not so pretty