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No Posting Allowed - part 3
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I finally figured out what's wrong with this Geezer guy!
His hair is growing on the inside of his head instead of the outside and fogging his brain!! Unfortunately, it is a fatal condition once the hair reached the arteries......he'll be fogged and clogged!!! |
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groundhog
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There has been more snow here in the last week than the whole winter. Come to Malaysia...….no snow to worry about here! Cobras, pythons, giant monitor lizards, corrupt politicians yes, but no snow!! |
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No Posting Allowed - part 3
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Who's complaining about being strip-searched by Blondy?
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The Defective Scenario
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Go watch Ancient Aliens.
All the answers are there! |
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Old pets
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Humans don't own cats. It is the other way around. Here! Here! I've been a slave to too many to count!! |
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The war of the sexes continues unabated!
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No Posting Allowed - part 3
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You will need more than a couple!
I may be nearly as old as you but have many years of good posting left in me!!!! |
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Making new acquaintances
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Welcome and good luck!
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nak scandal....
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What do you mean?
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No Posting Allowed - part 3
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Shaved is best!!
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(WRONG-FOOTED)
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But it is getting there.
No smoking in restaurants, coffeeshops and food courts now. Or within 10 feet of one! Business is already declining in some!! |
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Topic:
No Posting Allowed - part 3
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Quack! Quack!
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No Posting Allowed - part 3
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Can't live without it!
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Topic:
No Posting Allowed - part 3
Edited by
Michael69619
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Thu 02/21/19 06:14 AM
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Anything else on sale Argo?... I want to take advantage of those 10 free garage rags 
I find the new microfibre cloths work better than garage rags as mouth stoppers. Absorb a lot more drool! That could give them the ability to talk  
You think so? Hmmmmmmm….. back to the old standby then......Duct tape! |
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Topic:
No Posting Allowed - part 3
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Anything else on sale Argo?... I want to take advantage of those 10 free garage rags
I find the new microfibre cloths work better than garage rags as mouth stoppers. Absorb a lot more drool! |
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Sleeping alone one night I was suddenly awakened by the bounce of someone jumping into bed with me. Only to find I was still alone!
Shouting f**k off, I went back to sleep. A week or two later, not only did they jump into bed with me, they put their arm around me. Again, shouting loudly, I told it to f**k off. Then again, after about a week, it was back but this time it was grabbing my thigh in a playful manner! Leaping from the bed I screamed f**k off you bugger and leave me alone...….probably waking half of the street!! So the next day I starting asking my neighbours whether anyone had died in the house. No one knew anything so I complained to my landlord about the house being haunted. The next day my landlord turned up with a bottle of Holy water and incense and we went around the house burning incense and spraying the Holy water. I repeated that for a few days and never had a problem again. A prankster ghost? |
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Too long!
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You're quite right!
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Regards to Zeke and Pumpkin from Bin
n and Bin Bin. And they like 1. Fish 2. Fish 3. Fish |
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hypocrites on parade!
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Build it and they won't come!
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I have some special abilities Please elaborate. |
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