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Hmmm Is There Such Thing?
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just throw a beer can at it eh....and take off you hoser  
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Hmmm Is There Such Thing?
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If your sitting on your lab top how in the world are you using it girl?  Dam your talented!
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Customer: Morning, Waitress: Morning. Customer: What have you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon Egg and spam Egg, bacon and spam Egg, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!) Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam That's not got much spam in it Wife: I don't want any spam! Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage? Wife: That's got spam in it! Customer: Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it? (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...) Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then? Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!! Wife: What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress (to choir): Shut up! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it, I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam! (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up!! Baked beans are off. Customer: Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam? Choir (intervening): Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Brilliant...sheer Brilliance 
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What Is My Problem
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This is a dating site? 
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SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM Makes me think of monty python
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do we want the spam song? 
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Spam 
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What Is My Problem
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amnesia - you just posted similar thread but word wizard has done a spell and learnt to spell correctly in this one
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does anyone
Edited by
stylishdotcom
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Tue 06/17/08 10:48 PM
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ever feel like there just stuck and nothing will ever get better then it is right now................. Nope...Growth and improvement come from within...it comes if you want it bad enough or am I just one of these eternal optomist kind of people who never gives up? |
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This is what i fealt like
Edited by
stylishdotcom
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Tue 06/17/08 10:06 AM
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its about $4 a litre over here at the moment... They don't do litres here HOW CAN YOU AFFORD TO EAT IN THE UK NOW? we dont eat anymore...we are British you know, our stiff upper lip keeps us going!!! I was there in April shocking really shocking.it is not what it used to be I must say A car was passing by in kings heath in Birmingham passenger lowered the window and in an East European accent asked me if I wanted to buy a laptop which he produced out of no where? This kind of prices promotes crime. Yes...and we have dreadful crime over here too...mainly youths, and dare I say immegrants...knife crime is the biggest threat at the moment, kids killing kids over nothing at all  But the mayor of London is really trying to crack down on this destruction we as we speak...he gets my support 100% three cheers for Boris
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This is what i fealt like
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$18.00 a gallon Whats the cost per gallon over there? |
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This is what i fealt like
Edited by
stylishdotcom
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Tue 06/17/08 09:59 AM
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its about $4 a litre over here at the moment... They don't do litres here HOW CAN YOU AFFORD TO EAT IN THE UK NOW? we dont eat anymore...we are British you know, our stiff upper lip keeps us going!!! or so the Government believe
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This is what i fealt like
Edited by
stylishdotcom
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Tue 06/17/08 09:51 AM
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its about $4 a litre over here at the moment...
which is about $1 a cup...
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you know what would be cool
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but but but...that would also interrupt my itunes!! Yeah, I prefer my internet experience to be a silent one, so that it doesn't interrupt whatever I'm playing at the moment. Are you talking of music there or coconuts?
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you know what would be cool
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i wish we could down load music on this site so when we're on it'll play and when people view our profile they can hear it like on myspace Down at an english fair one evening I was there When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are all standing in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head Give them a twist a flick of the wrist That’s what the showman said I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts Every ball you throw will make me rich There stands my wife, the idol of me life Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely) There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger) Give them a twist a flick of the wrist That’s what the showman said I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts Every ball you throw will make me rich There stands my wife, the idol of me life Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now) Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony) Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch Oh good grief...
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you know what would be cool
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But what if I found a real prince and he was playing
CHOIR MUSIC
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JSH Final Epitaph
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I thought as JSH is having its life support switched off I need an epitaph for the tombstone this is what I came up with If I saw her on Monday Met her on Tuesday Dated her on Wednesday Married her on Thursday Divorced her On Friday On Saturday I can say I had a very full week And God rested on Sunday so would I Three cheers for JSH Hello Trouble indeed
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JSH Final Epitaph
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I thought as JSH is having its life support switched off I need an epitaph for the tombstone this is what I came up with If I saw her on Monday Met her on Tuesday Dated her on Wednesday Married her on Thursday Divorced her On Friday On Saturday I can say I had a very full week And God rested on Sunday so would I Three cheers for JSH
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Love that photo by the way...who is the cute little bundle your protecting with pride there? Thats my son, he is 26 days old now  As far as not calling this site that strange. Stick around Congratulations!!! peace and love to you both Oh I know this site is a little quarky, Ive been using it for a year now...I think Im still classed as sane...well ish
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Have you
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ever been chased by the cops? I wish  ...theyre so handsome in their uniforms... sshhhh...
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