1)ABORT CLINTON! Presidents should be planned and wanted
2)Impeach Hillary!
3)Clinton can't feel my pain Clinton IS my pain!
4)Impeach the President
5)Clinton doesn't inhale... he SUCKS!
5)Impeach the President... And Fire Bill, too
6)Clinton Should Have Inhaled
7)First Hillary, then Jennifer - now us
8)Somebody Else For President
9)Heil Hilterly
10)The Clinton Years Sex Between The Bushes
11)I don't trust President Clinton (or her husband)
12)Which is Worse? Screwing an intern or screwing the country?
13)If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question
14)Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings
15)Will Be President For Sex

A Smart Ass is Always Better Than a Dumb Elephant


Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey, not an elephant

A Working Person Voting For a Republican Is Like a Chicken Voting For Colonel Sanders


Leave Every Child Behind Bush/Cheney 2004

Anti Abortion And Anti Republican

MEAN REPUBLICANS SUCK

Aren't you glad Bush isn't on your side?

New Orleans Republican Welfare

Bipartisanship... I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass.

No More Lies, No More Corruption No More War, NO MORE REPUBLICANS

Republican Health Plan: Don't Get Sick

Republicans . . . The American Taliban

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans

Who Is Going to Clean Up After the Elephants?

Why Do Republicans Hate America So Much?

GOP Gay Old Pedophiles

I'm Too Poor to Vote Republican

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone You're Talking About a Republican

ill come up with those in the mean while enjoy this




A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."

awe c'mon guys appreciate allo them god know's how long this man put in observing sooooo many things arround himself that's some real effort there...dude....you keep goin man untill none of his supporters comes across this

that was some funny stuff ther jiffy...that was good...so we have alead here...any one else dares to take on the champ jiffy

well let me help you then ...what would you like to start with

One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor if he would cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. The janitor agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery."

"Adultery, eh?" the janitor said. "You sly devil. That'll be three Hail Mary's, plus five bucks."

"Thank you, Father." Another person came into the booth.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have embezzled money from work."
"Embezzlement, eh? Naughty, naughty. That'll be 5 Hail Mary's, plus fourteen bucks."
"Thank you, Father." This was easy, the janitor thought. Another person came into the booth.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of oral sex."
"Oral sex, huh?" He looked at the list, but didn't see butt-sex there. So, he excused himelf to look for help. He found an alter boy hanging out on the steps of the church.
"Excuse me," the janitor said. "What does Father Matthew give for oral sex?"
"Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers."

hey jerry my old friend...how r ya...well i was winin untill you showed up ha ah a ah






wait a sec that hurts owe owe owe....

ok i amfine...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.
'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says.

'That''s cool.' says Bobby.

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?'

'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue''s father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'

Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!'

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!'

Guys its here that you get to show your humor talent...try and beat the last joke displayed...lets see how fast and humorous you can think











PS: all these spelling mistakes are a part of the joke

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."

Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.

Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."

Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."

say how can i be of assistance

ah well its not tat hard just keep your eyes open and look for what you actually want.

ok i am not looking for native americans..i was talkin abt indians like the ones in mumbai bangalore delhi...the land of call centerslol

now managing a collections agency out here in india

well thata ong time..i would have been 11 years today... to bad the brightest one had to leave...i met with an horrendious accident and took a wrong turn

and you andy

how long have you been serving jerry

pardon me may be i missed it out but you guys have ranks...

hey andy hey jerry..yall can call me MAX