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Mon 04/30/18 10:47 PM

LJ going to mingle jail :joy::joy:


bologna & water?

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Mon 04/30/18 10:40 PM

Ok.. (((((HELLO.)))).. LOLOLO)))))
. IS ANYBODY OUT THERE. I KNOW
NOOOOOOO))))))))). WHY ARE YOU YELLING))))))) INGGGGGGG)))))))
I DON'T KNOW))))))))NOOOOOO)))))
LOL))))LLLLLLLLL))))))).


That's DH now. All they have to do is sweep the ol place up and sell everything on Ebay at bargain prices.

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Mon 04/30/18 10:29 PM

Welcome fellow DH'ers waving





Thank you! I was DRIVER on DH. Didn't Bub make it in here yet? Haven't seen the guy from Washington either.

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Mon 04/30/18 10:20 PM
That Lifelock could help me with the problems associated with my lost license and credit cards.

Not too warm and fuzzy, but the best I can do today.

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Mon 04/30/18 12:00 AM
I feel I should go to bed.

asleep

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Sun 04/29/18 11:58 PM
I'm still at the point where I can shave it off.

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Sun 04/29/18 11:57 PM

Myself I would choose to transform into a Eagle and be able to soar the skies.....




And eat rodents and mice and rats all day................

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Sun 04/29/18 11:55 PM
They ran this question on DH for years!

I'd like to be a babe magnet because I've never had luck with the girls.

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Sun 04/29/18 11:53 PM
Haven't been kissed in 35 years, literally. I'll take whatever I can get.

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Sun 04/29/18 11:51 PM
Welllllllllllllllllllllll, ok but not for a formal occasion.

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Sun 04/29/18 11:50 PM
My sister said she thought I'd lost weight.

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Sun 04/29/18 11:48 PM

I have never heard of such nonsense in my life. Men not knowing which restroom to use. Gender ID, safe places, cry rooms and such. This is just crap the universities teach isn't it?


Yes it is and if you're a Democrat, I mean liberal, I mean communist, I mean Socialist, I MEAN PROGRESSIVE they're pushing this BS too. At MY age the question isn't which restroom to use but where IS the restroom!

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Sun 04/29/18 11:38 PM
How are we going to get the door open when I only have two hands and I'm supposed to be carrying you? Do I have to haul you up all the steps? This might aggravate that slipped disc in my back. It has started to hurt just thinking about it.

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Sun 04/29/18 11:34 PM

I would like to add that mutual matches are in my experience not mutual after all as i have asked the men that matched with me and they seem to be clueless about it slaphead


You didn't want someone my age or I would have written, but was not allowed.

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Sun 04/29/18 11:33 PM
I don't understand it either, but if you live in Australia you must be 11000 miles away from me so I guess I'm no help.

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Sat 04/28/18 10:57 PM
I'm right here, darling, but a little old for you.

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Sat 04/28/18 10:50 PM

Boobytrap my drawers ?????

Inspired by something I watched last night ...

She meets a hot man and spends the night at his place . Next morning ... he disappears .. Hunting and gathering (oastry and coffeesmitten ) but returns home to find her going through his drawers .

I have always suspected women are curious creatures .... but are men ????


Of course! That's why you have less lingerie AFTER the date than what you started with.

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Sat 04/28/18 10:28 PM
Yes, Kat, I mind unless the children are independent, moved out of the house and earning their own money and paying their own bills. At my age they ought to be completely independent.

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Sat 04/28/18 10:26 PM

put a lock on the inside of your bedroom door...


Relax! Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper have been convicted.

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Sat 04/28/18 10:24 PM
If you know the other person is hurting because of you............

1 If you're still in the relationship, APOLOGIZE.

2 If you not in the relationship, why did you dump him if you love him?