Its better to burn out then to fade away

yes i know there song lyrics but i believe them

thank you FedMAn

THANK YOU NEXT TIME I GET A LETTER LIKE THAT I WILL CHECK IT OUT MORE
BEFORE I PASS IT ON

WELL I DO APOLIGIZE IF THIS IS A FAKE LETTER I DID NOT KNOW THAT BUT
THAT IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE RUDE AGAIN IF THIS IS FAKE I AM SORRY I
POSTED IT

I RECEVED THIS IN A EMAIL THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT SEEMS IT IS IMPORTANT

McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... Some of you might not be
parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren or friends with
children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my
heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many
people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is!

This is very disturbing news. In addition to the following true story...
One son lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those
balls, trying to find the watch.

Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to
discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the
ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even
done that often. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Now read
this:

PRETTY SCARY!!

Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland,TN. On
October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday.

After he finished lunch, I allowed him to play in the ball pit. When he
started whining later on, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed to the
back of his pull-up and simply said "Mommy, it hurts." I couldn't find
anything wrong with him at that time. I bathed him when we got home, and
it was at that point when I found a welt on his left buttock. Upon
investigating, it seemed as if there was something like a splinter under
the welt. I made an appointment to see the doctor the next day, but soon
he started vomiting and shaking, then his eyes rolled back intohis
head.

From there, we went to the emergency room. He died later that night. It
turned out that the welt on his buttock was the tip of a hypodermic
needle that had broken off inside. The autopsy revealed that Kevin had
died from a heroine overdose. The next week, the police removed the
balls from the ball pit. There was rotten food, several hypodermic
needles: some full, some used; knives, half-eaten candy, diapers, feces,
and the stench of urine.

If a child is not safe in a child's play area then where? You can find
the article on Kevin Archer in the October 10,1999 issue of the Midland
Chronicle.

Please forward this to all loving mothers, fathers and anyone who loves
and cares for children!

Don't think it's just McDonald's either or that this is something that
just started. When my oldest son who is now 9 was small the area Burger
King closed their play area for awhile for "remodeling" because in
another town there had been an incident similar to the one described
above that happen @ a Burger King.

A little boy had been playing in a ball pit & started complaining of his
legs hurting. He later died too. He was found to have snake bites all
over his legs & buttocks. When they cleaned the ball pit they found that
there was a copperhead nest in the ball pit. He had suffered numerous
bites from a very poisonous snake.


Repost this if it scares the crap out of you! Repost this if you care
about our kids!!!

AND FYI:


In Florida and other places on the East Coast a group of people are
putting HIV/AIDS infected and filled needles underneath gas pump
handles, so when someone reaches to pick it up and put gas in their car,
they get stabbed with it. 16 people have been a victim of this crime so
far and 10 tested HIV positive. Instead of posting that stupid crap
about how your love life will suck for years to come of you don't
re-post, post this. It's important to inform people, even if you don't
drive, a family member might, and what if they were next? CHECK UNDER
THE HANDLE BEFORE YOU GRAB IT!!! IT MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE! Tell as many
people as you can about this serious issue

Alot and im short

White Wedding

Name a song that uses a color in the title

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Mellow Yellow - Donovan

Here is the 2006 version of..."You know your a redneck when....."


Yep, the new one is out!


1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly
swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think the "nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

6. The salvation army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want
it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father
made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "cool whip"
on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of
improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

fiction=imaginary

Shawn William Scott

I SAW THIS THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT MADE ME LAUGH

The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. has dictated that all men
must follow the following rules.

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
and eaten by his buddies.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly
optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the
birthday boy's choice.

8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.

9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach ... And it's delivered by a topless model
and only when it's free.

12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
kick another guy in the nuts.

13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.

17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.

20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
footing(i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.). For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you
need.

23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.

24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.

26. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.

27. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.

28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.

29. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition of each is listed below:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with The guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are
you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion.


The International ManLaw Convention.

Well nice talkin to you all but it is bedtime Goodnight all

i just play on msn.com or bigfishgames.com

I play mostly puzzle games or word searches

just playing games online killing time until i get tired

How is everyone tonight

Good evening all

Thanks for that i have not lauged that hard in weeks

A Few Good Men IN MY PANTS