Hopeful.

well since i did put the challenge out there.....

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

just as i thought. no one can beat my mad yo momma skills!

bored

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I really do have one!

lilwabbit is in love with a stripper!

Granted but you also has the maturity.

I wish I could get my next tattoo.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born her mom said, ''Great, triplets.''

Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down.

Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

You momma so fat when she fell down, I didn't want to lugh, but the ground was crackin up.

lil wabbit is secretly Bettie Davis in disguise.

adrianna

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride

Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call

Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.

Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom.

Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo' mama so fat, when she needs to wipe her butt, she sends out a search party!

Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges!

Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"

Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted, “There's those missing jelly rolls!”

Ethan

Tried that with geese once...They tried to kill me.....

Lil wabbit makes voodoo dolls out of crayon wax!

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they arrived home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

lil wabbit sleeps with a stuffed polar bear named snowdrift.

Anastasia

Granted,

But it becomes a best seller after you die.

I Wish I could have the ultimate song collection

you woulds make an adorable queen of hearts.

My imagination ninjas refuse to conjure this one up.

Ash Tree, The Ambition
Uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with its fate, can be egoistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over heart, but takes partnership very serious.



Fits in a way, I still love weeping willows though....Wonderful to read and sip tea under.

lolita