woman

has the largest collection of cracker jack prizes in the world

chaps

hat

was a body double for Sally Fields in Smokey and the Bandit

gasp!

canvas

camping

engine

cookies

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name

buys jars from me.

I dont think it is true. I love someone who did me way wrong. We cant be together and I would never allow her to do that to me again. I may fall in love with someone new...but I will still always hold a spot in my heart for my first love. Getting over her for me is learning to forgive her for the hurt she caused me. Also, I do feel capable enough to still love someone new completely. There's much love to go around...just in different ways.

She is a semen collector at a goat ranch.

erasing

is providing me with her belly button lint

pictionary




musical or concert

board games



fly or train

keeps all her toenail clippings in jars under her bed

Will help spoon out jahvez's impacted colon because he loves him.