nope

i wish

wants to send me naked pics....?????

I want to be perved.....lol

nah....i give up on that ever happening

gets turned on by pulling fingers

was a 12th grade calculus teacher

In third grade, she cheated on her history exam. In fourth grade, she stole her uncle Max's toupee and she glued it on her face when she was Moses in her Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, she knocked her sister Edie down the stairs and she blamed it on the dog... When her mom sent her to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch she got nuts and she pigged out and they kicked her out... But the worst thing she ever did - She mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then she went to this movie theater, hid the puke in her jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, she made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then she dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. She never felt so bad in her entire life.

Once snacked half way through my toenail clippings before I caught her and told her what they were....

would like to make a splash

doesnt care what she is pulling as long as it makes bubbles in the water

wants me to join her in the make shift jacuzzi so she can pull my finger

poots in the bath tub so she feels like she has a jacuzzi

still single

My son and daughter both did publicly at their schools Veterans Day assembly.

oh...

what would help?

not a snow balls chance in hell

pee'd in the hallway because nobody would give her directions to the restroom.


Frankly I dont blame her...I would have done the same thing.

single with no hope for parole