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Thu 09/27/07 11:39 PM
Spy

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Thu 09/27/07 11:32 PM
Night peachie

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Thu 09/27/07 11:07 PM
If you work too hard ...
there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough ...
you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ....
this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ...
you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ...
that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you ...
it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ...
it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.

If you cry ...
you're a wimp.
If you don't ...
you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her ....
you're arrogant.
If she makes a decision without consulting you ....
she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ...
that's domination.
If SHE asks you ...
it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ...
you're a pervert.
If you don't ...
you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ...
you're sexist.
If you don't ...
you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape....
you're vain.
If you don't ...
you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ....
you're after something.
If you don't ...
you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ...
you're full of yourself.
If you aren't...
you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ...
she's tired.
If you have a headache ...
you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ...
you're oversexed.
If you don't ...
there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.


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Thu 09/27/07 10:18 PM
I also wish you all a good night.
Sleep well people.

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Thu 09/27/07 09:52 PM
lips

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Thu 09/27/07 09:51 PM
OMG!!
Thats so funny

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Thu 09/27/07 09:46 PM
If it was my daughter (I do have one) I'd do her the favor and get rid of the guy myself.
She may resent it for awhile but that will pass.

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Thu 09/27/07 09:28 PM
A glimps of the future.
bringing hope.
To children everywhere.

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Thu 09/27/07 09:26 PM
cheek

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Thu 09/27/07 09:11 PM
I was looking

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Thu 09/27/07 09:11 PM
good night Fresh

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Thu 09/27/07 09:10 PM
Confused

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Thu 09/27/07 08:30 PM
cheek first

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Thu 09/27/07 08:27 PM
lips

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Thu 09/27/07 08:22 PM
Mad scientist Mwhahaha

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Thu 09/27/07 08:21 PM
You already know my answer fresh

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Thu 09/27/07 08:17 PM
Deep pasionate kiss

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Thu 09/27/07 07:50 PM
Hello and welcome bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Thu 09/27/07 07:27 PM
yes and I'm a cubs fan too.
The orioles suck

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Thu 09/27/07 07:25 PM
wonder if she'll shoot us if we don't

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