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Teach Me Something
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wow.... hmmm... well ..... a chameleon has a double pronged penis
 
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Wanna get noticed?
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son ofa mother of a goat lovin, pig suckin, parakeet licking dog
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Wanna get noticed?
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son ofa mother of a goat lovin, pig suckin, parakeet licking dog
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Wanna get noticed?
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Don't speak up, nor be sarcastic, nor have a laugh, in Relationships, Current Events, or Religion.... 
No -one likes an intelligent smartarse.... stay dumb and get noticed for your tits and arse.... whoo hoo...  
know the feeling:
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Lyrical Response Post
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in the dark with everyone watching i flow with the liquid musical fire enjoying the show of humanity catching each others eyes with longing desire vivid emotions in every frustration a whispered innuendo sometimes ending in verbal castration a rocking crescendo lips twitching a smile bewitching loving the glance, and another chance to dance and dance and dance |
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b.a. barakis
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just kidding
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b.a. barakis
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soundl like you have a zoo going on.... want another pet?
 
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lol.... dagnabbit... oh well
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ive been trying to kill this thread for days.... noone else post gddmmit!
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b.a. barakis
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My pet jackass keeps licking the screen and when I ask him if he wants some oats he lifts his tail and says "Ah Phew!" lovely
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b.a. barakis
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wow.... naw... he just thinks my lil blonde bimbo dog is an easy target. shes doing the same 
lol.... well my other one jumps on her rump periodically... but shes not too picky..... she tries to run away with strange men constantly!
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b.a. barakis
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wow.... naw... he just thinks my lil blonde bimbo dog is an easy target. shes doing the same
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Lyrical Response Post
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well hello miss sister
that theres a twister so happy you posted your voice my only advice you need someone nice and be left with many a choice |
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Lyrical Response Post
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I'm guessing now that it's my turn I feel your eyes and they do burn I know you're watching from afar Come on over hop in your car I pain and worry all the day long Can it be right or will it be wrong I consider you all dear sweet friends I'll stick by your side till the very end |
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Lyrical Response Post
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Single white male, looking for a potential bride it says intimate encounter, cause I like to test drive the ride I am quite picky, dont wanna sound rude but if you are a midget 6 foot 1 aint right for you cuz we would look like freaks, walking down a crowded street and I'd laugh at your lisence cause I'd see your little feet and laughter turns to tears when its you i'm picking on you would pack your little bag and your little ass would be gone but this doesnt mean I'll break every heart I want a girl who's chill,and one who doesnt fart you can be human,just have a little class I dont want a big mac girl with a case of thunder ass is he picking on the fat,this nerdy little chump actually i think its cute when a girls a little plump nothing makes me sick than a body like a stick like you're smoking something lethal,and your skinny ass looks sick I do prefer brown hair,eyes it doesnt matter but they cant be stoned,like glass about to shatter cause drugs aint for me,I've seen it all before with hands in my wallet,and a friend named Equador but now were on the subject of race,color creed if you can touch my heart,then you're the girl I need It would never be a problem if our cultures collide cause you would still be a hottie with a nerdy guy At last I will say,bored wives need not apply cause i'm always getting dumped for the former guy and all the whines of how he'd drink and be ungodly mean but now's he's out of jail,I guess he has been redeemed And it's hard to have compassion,its not in my soul for a girl who likes to slave,and likes to be controlled I'd never ask for once for you to bring a beer or tell you to cook me dinner as i slap you on the rear I'm not the alpha male,I'm more passionate and reserved Dont know what women want,but i know what they deserve so if you like to have fun,and my thoughts you defend click on my profile,then click add to friends. oh single white male with brunettes in his head midgets ar fun and whats wrong with red?
how bout a girl whos sassy and fun who keepsyou up nights and ready to run who likes cooking dinner and rear tapping too but i guess not.. ill never do i dont have the a$$ of thunder but youll always wonder how healthy i look with head in a book guess im nerdy too. such is life, but youre too far to go out and meet at the bar so how bout some blather or maybe youd rather pop in and say hows the weather |
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Lyrical Response Post
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fridgid! oh my
that ill deny i am very warm blooded my bed just flooded! that poem was evil and nasty and cruel (you know which one!) but with it youve made me your fool |
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Lyrical Response Post
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slowhand youre a sh*t
but ill certainly sit through your verbal sparring though im not really barring you your laughter well see what comes after my sleep laden mind in my pillow ill find |
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Lyrical Response Post
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you gonna be on tomorrow?
if not, my greatest sorrow for to sleep i am headed alone and unbeded but look forewardto you so this is your cue to make me impressed with all youll confess |
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Lyrical Response Post
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sweetness treats
sweetness eats my heart out without a pout! |
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Lyrical Response Post
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flattery will get you everywhere
so nice be be with someone who cares unfortunatly i think my rhymer is broken so ill leave you with this little token you seem to be one of lifes greatest treasures and caring for you comes in no lil measures my breath stills for anticipation of your revelations for tonight you have made me feel blessed talking to you makes my heart arrest i hope to rhyme again with you soon when thinking of me just look at the moon  
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