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Fri 07/25/08 08:14 PM
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hey girl....missed talking with you

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Fri 07/25/08 08:13 PM
not from your area ,but welcome anywaysflowerforyou

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Fri 07/25/08 08:05 PM
let me take off the makeup and I will be ready for halloweenlaugh

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Fri 07/25/08 07:57 PM
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Fri 07/25/08 07:44 PM
buying lobster and steam clams and spending the weekend with family

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Fri 07/25/08 07:43 PM
DD,
Date sucked....spent all that time getting ready and he was a creepy J-E-R-K

I should of gone in rollers and a mud mask.....maybe my next date I willlaugh laugh laugh

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Fri 07/25/08 07:35 PM

:angry: No. I am over qualified. IE Old.
Oh well, I still have a couple contracts to keep me buisy.

Sorry to hear..I know how much you wanted it.

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Fri 07/25/08 07:19 PM
Sorry

so whats going on with the new job?
did you get it

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Fri 07/25/08 07:17 PM
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.


After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.


Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant 'Take another drink!'


The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out.


The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, 'Take another drink! Take another drink!!' The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.


By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.


The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly The bar falls silent.


The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,

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(Wait for it)

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(It's coming)

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(Ya ready?)

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(Don't hate me)

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(Ya gonna hate me)

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(Take a deep breath)

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'He should've quit while he was a head!'

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Fri 07/25/08 07:12 PM
Im here...Thank God

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Fri 07/25/08 07:11 PM
Im thinking maybe lobster and steamed clams

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Fri 07/25/08 07:10 PM
Night Treaty

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Fri 07/25/08 07:09 PM
Not much..just hanging out with the family.


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Fri 07/25/08 07:07 PM

did you met him on here?


NO on another sitegrumble
I warned some of the girls on there that I talk with alot,and told them to pass the word along.

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Fri 07/25/08 06:58 PM
I just try my best. I dont like to see kids helpless

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Fri 07/25/08 06:56 PM



ok, that hurts....I thought our date went well:cry: :cry: :cry:


E if it was you we would be in the sand by now

oh you know me to welldevil devil devil


well not well enoughdevil

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Fri 07/25/08 06:55 PM

I'm sorry - that sucks - but better to find out now I suppose. Was the meal good at least? flowerforyou


the meal was great but he was a jerk

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Fri 07/25/08 06:54 PM

ok, that hurts....I thought our date went well:cry: :cry: :cry:


E if it was you we would be in the sand by now

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Fri 07/25/08 06:54 PM
I got her and her mother talking and she is going to be going back home next friday.
Have school set up for her and transportation to pick her up at her house so she doesnt have to walk.

I just hope things workout for her

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Fri 07/25/08 06:51 PM
Well we went to dinner......talked....things were fine so we went to walk on the beach.
Walking on beach he got to telling me some really strange things .....so I told him that I needed to start back towards home....got in my car and took off like a bat out of hell.

Thank God there was alot of people around cause he was freaky