((((((AJ))))))
hey girl....missed talking with you |
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Just Joined Here...
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not from your area ,but welcome anyways
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im feeling...
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let me take off the makeup and I will be ready for halloween
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friday night rool call 7/25
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Hello Night Time Crew!
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buying lobster and steam clams and spending the weekend with family
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DD,
Date sucked....spent all that time getting ready and he was a creepy J-E-R-K I should of gone in rollers and a mud mask.....maybe my next date I will |
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No. I am over qualified. IE Old. Oh well, I still have a couple contracts to keep me buisy. Sorry to hear..I know how much you wanted it. |
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Sorry
so whats going on with the new job? did you get it |
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Boy with just a head
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant 'Take another drink!' The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, 'Take another drink! Take another drink!!' The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes. By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, * * * * (Wait for it) * * * * (It's coming) * * * * (Ya ready?) * * * * (Don't hate me) * * * * (Ya gonna hate me) * * * * (Take a deep breath) * * * * 'He should've quit while he was a head!' |
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WHERE ARE ALL
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Im here...Thank God
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Im thinking maybe lobster and steamed clams
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P.I.M.P
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Night Treaty
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Not much..just hanging out with the family.
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Date update......
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did you met him on here? NO on another site I warned some of the girls on there that I talk with alot,and told them to pass the word along. |
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I just try my best. I dont like to see kids helpless
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Date update......
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ok, that hurts....I thought our date went well E if it was you we would be in the sand by now oh you know me to well well not well enough |
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Date update......
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I'm sorry - that sucks - but better to find out now I suppose. Was the meal good at least? the meal was great but he was a jerk |
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Date update......
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ok, that hurts....I thought our date went well E if it was you we would be in the sand by now |
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I got her and her mother talking and she is going to be going back home next friday.
Have school set up for her and transportation to pick her up at her house so she doesnt have to walk. I just hope things workout for her |
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Date update......
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Well we went to dinner......talked....things were fine so we went to walk on the beach.
Walking on beach he got to telling me some really strange things .....so I told him that I needed to start back towards home....got in my car and took off like a bat out of hell. Thank God there was alot of people around cause he was freaky |
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