FreshMountainAir....do you work for JSH?
Otherwise you must be the single most dedicated poster out there.

That means they are waiting for you in Vegas! Quick catch a plane!!!!

Supposedly all you profile particulars match the other persons. So they think you should maybe initiate a lil' sumthin.

I mean... d 1 c k....?

So do you think his name was ****?

Good thing he didn't say "Well f*ck me! I dropped my watch!"

Ewww. I should probably apologize in advance for the mental images that caused...
Question: Because rozey2680 put 5 laughing emoticons, does that trump carebear19622 who only put 4, thus sending carebear19622 off into forum shame? Are you okay with all this "one more emoticon that you" battling that seems to be so rampant?

(haha...)

You did not hold down the pillow long enough.
That's awesome! Thanks for the laughs!
Post more those are great!

Sincerely,
A Rumor
:)

Drakar? Brut?
Maybe they should all be mixed together. All little love for everyone! I wonder if Gypsy41's litter box for her kitty would smell better?
Again...for those taking these posts too seriously: lol
Haha...as in not taking things too seriously....
Really though heatherrae, I bet if you put a GQ model wearing Old Spice in room 101 and Rodney Dangerfield wearing Creed in 1469...fragrance only goes so far, no?
Again...lol.

So really ladies. If it came right down to it - there was to be only one cologne on the planet.
Which one would you deem worthy?
I'm thinkin' Old Spice is gonna take the checkered flag!
lol...

You've figured it out s1owhand!
Now they are going to have to toss you a live one to shut you up.
Go ahead singingmyheartout, AI decision tree conditional now requires you execute the following code:

$jsh->gotUsPegged('s1owhand');

Admit it! You are just a highly sophisticated script that knows how to use emoticons!

No dude! I think all the women are random creations of a some super script. Us guys are just strung along....
Well it sure feels that way. Ya send out friendly emails but ya only get one response during each planet alignment.

Maybe it would help if I wasn't so butt ugly and used foul language in my profile! Hang in there man. Represent!

However, look at how many posts "singingmyheartout" has done so far...over 3k. Guess you gotta email everyone of them and post on every single topic. Then you might get lucky and find a gal 2 states away!