30 minutes......lucky pigs

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...
Here she's in the middle of her first run for president, and as Senator of New York this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming;



"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is entirely your fault! YOUR fault! Well, what have you got to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again,

"Did you hear me?"



Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says....

"Who is this?"

i'm voting for Ren. but only if stimpy is running for vp

there's still subway......

their last words are "Hey Y'all watch this!"

their cars are on blocks, but their houses are on wheels

took my kids roller skating and fell on my a$$

good morning... but why does it have to be so early? lol
just got woken up by a relative that forgets that there is a TIME difference of 2 hours from the east coast to the west.

i'm up now though, so what's shakin ppl?

it's kick you in the a$$ eggnog, brandy, bourbon and rum....mmmmmmmmmmmm

i'm in, i'll bring the homemade eggnog :)

A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything".

Bacon & Eggs walk into a bar.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, you'll have to leave.
We don't serve breakfast here."

Touch of grey, sugar magnolia, casey jones....do i really have to pick only ONE????? hmmmmmmmm...... i'd have to say touch of grey, the video kicked ass for that song.

i'm a newbie as well, we all hang down here in the basement...lol


welcome to JSH

i'm new to this, so bear with me. i'm an internet junkie, but i like the outdoors too :) i like a wide variety of music, and i love movies.

i moved to cheyenne a year ago and need to meet some new people.