GOOD EVEINIG BETSY

COORS NOT COORS LITE COORS

LORD I APPOLOGIZE

SORRY I KNOW THAT ONE IS REALLY DISCUSTING

AN 87 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVING NEVER KNOWN A MAN BECAME CONCERNED WITH FEMANINE ITCHING, SHE WENT TO AN OBGYN ON THE ADVICE OF A FRIEND , AFTER A QUICK EXAM HE TOLD HER THERE IS GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU DO NOT HAVE CRABS OR ANY INFECTION THE BAD NEWS IS YOUR CHERRY IS ROTTEN AND YOU HAVE FRUIT FLIES

FAMILY GUY RULES!!!!!!!

well said Ephraim

I personaly dony have a problem with the described blue vain, now like spider vains or varicose vains on boobs would be gross

all I can say is we need a working class president, somone who cares about the issues that affect the working majority not the wealthy minority

Redneck Men pick up lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.



and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

A blonde is out for a drive on a midwestern country road, up ahead in the distance she sees somthing going on in the middle of a freshly plowed field. Curious she slows down to see what it may be . what she sees makes her angry, in the middle of the field is annother blonde, sitting in a row boat rowing the oars like a madwoman, she pulls her car over jumps out runs over to the gaurdrail and screams at the woman , HEY YOU, SYUPID, ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU MAKES BLONDES LIKE ME LOOK STUPID AND IF I COOULD SWIM I WOULD COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!!!

and they call it exactly as they see it, dont pull no punches tell us how you really feel!! lmao

my 4 year old daughter was listening to a conversation betwene her grandmother and aunt about the size of her aunts butt, an all at once she proclaims , my mommy has a big round butt and when she bends over it has a mustache!!

I do have a backbone and a strong one at that but I just see so many women with the JACKASSES and I dont get it

yup it may be true but I just dont have it in me to be cruel

CB I like your style, Lip rippin

I am a little rough arround the edges, but have a big heart

you got a good point Eph.

I dont know even my sister is like that she allways goes after the sicky wifebeater loosers