Community > Posts By > bhernandez
*slap.*
don't talk to me about zombies. |
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play mumford and sons at my funeral or i'm coming back to life.
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i'll go jump in front of cars today.
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when i'm dead.
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perhaps some other time.
i'm trying to keep my breakfast down. |
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stop talking about who you would or would not do.
tis gross picturing you naked. |
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Topic:
ABURRIDISIMA
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no.
nadie. |
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i need black eyelinerrrrrr.
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Topic:
Nice to meet you
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haha.
i like how you answered a question no one asked. |
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Topic:
pogonophile.
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2012 beard champions.
full beard groomed: third place: second place: first place: full beard natural: third place: second place: first place: |
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pansexual:
they care not for what you got going on in your pants. they're attracted to anyone. |
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I hear no meat and lots and lots of sugar is the new fad diet. Trendy you... it'll fatten you right up! |
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Poor girl. No wonder you're contemplating suicide! I'm kidding really. I'm sure it's much healthier but I'm sure it sucks at times i don't think i'm healthier. i just eat rabbit food. and lots and lots of sugar. >.< |
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So, how was it? i dunno. tastes like meat? i'm vegetarian now, and i don't really remember what anything tasted like. |
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Yea, that's bad.... really bad! Maybe if you're desperate and starving, then maybe. That's still a maybe... tis a mexican thing. |
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Topic:
Your Partner
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translation:
i'm pmsing. **** off til later. |
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Topic:
What should i do??
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pray to the beardy gods.
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Topic:
Cute guys
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you need a giant beard.
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cow tongue.
i should kill myself. |
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dead.
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