bunnies

No, I'm not shallow enough to worry about feet... teeth are another thing, though.

What sound does a moose make?

bambi

I think little gnomes take bits of our time while we're sleeping via enema bulbs through our ears and place it into little bottles and auction them off to the highest bidder.... that's how movie stars, asians, and jews keep their youthful looks :/

God, that's scary @_@

Moose

I'd suggest working on your spelling.

I'm allergic to alcohol :/

What are the rules to dating, such as when is it appropriate to have your first kiss?

~sigh~



Now put it all in espanol, all of my neighbors are illegal imigrants >_<

calcium

I have a large frame. I'm 6 ft tall but my size is proportionate.

I need to get rid of my old one.. I'm sure no one wants her.

Maybe... I usually get caught up with age differences, though.

Death Valley Queen where have you been
Since they crowned you in glory
Filled your head with dreams
But it still goes to show in every desert
There's a rose that's blooming for all to be seen
I remember you well from that town
You did dwell with the face of an angel
In a dump hot as hell
When I asked for a kiss
You kindly dismissed
So I lead my poor heart to the slaughter
Tell me dear what did you fear
I'd do you no wrong though no stranger to sin
So death valley queen go marry your king
Or an old maid you'll end up for certain

Off I did set on my trail of regret
Where I thought of you now in your castle and crown
So I found me a whore with a face just like yours
After several gallons of porter
When I awoke, she had scarpered I was broke
Laying cold in the bed with a whale for a head
So Death Valley Queen go marry your King
Or an old maid you'll end up for certain

Then the ball dropped why everything fell by the way
As your teardrops were falling I forgot to say
That I have always loved you
Yeah I have always loved you
Yeah I,
Yeah I,
I have always loved you

When I returned downtrodden and burned
There were Billy goats grazing
Where once you'd be found
So I hung out to dry
On this limb for a lie
Take me back for I'm cursed on the mainland
Tell me dear what did you fear
I'd do you no wrong though no stranger to sin
So Death Valley Queen go marry your King
Or an old maid you'll end up for certain
I said Death Valley Queen go marry your King
And a rovin' I'll end up for certain



(This song has been dedicated to me by two different people)

Mine needed to be milked...

I find the easiest way to become invisible is to lose all of your friends, lose contact with your family, talk to no-one at work, and dress the same as everyone else. That way, if you were to die or be abducted, no would notice you were gone.

I read a story once, in the paper, about a man who had put all of his incoming funds on auto-deposite and all of his outgoing on auto-draft. He had no family or close friends. This man died and it wasn't until several years later, when his neighborhood was taken over by a home-owners'-association, the police came to his home with a warrant for his arrest due to his un-kempt yard.



...invisibility in a nut-shell, no cloaking-device needed. :(

Naruto and HINATA!!!!

What did it do?

Pretty much... that's how it's worked out so far >_<