my heart goes out to your friend..just goes to show you cant move too fast..lots of cons out there

GOOD LOOKING BEER

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.

After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the curious bartender asks him, "Every time you order a beer, you look in your shirt pocket, why?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she starts to look good, I'll go home

my last realionship i found out she was muslim and she wanted me to convert that way.or we had to say goodbye. that ended that..

no its called sense of humor..got one??

i found this leather coat made for dogs but i put my cat in it .. what do ya think...he likes it when i tried to take it off he bit me..go figure>>

oh no i love hockey...just basketball and basebal bore me i like hockey cuz of the fights

i have to rephase i cant drink anymore !! damn speel check is broken today

have you ever been around a person who just irratates you to the max... you know the kind of people who talk about something that you are not interested in ..like baseball ...but they contiue to tell you about it anyway??... makes ya wanna ... well i can drink anymore but make ya want to put a muzzle on them or something

i dared a women who said she was goping to get her divorce come to find out she never did i ended getting hurt in the end mybe thats why its a risk..

i use to be a security gurad for riteaid ..people steal the weirdest things..

good evening coco

i still have 8 tracks and a 8 track player at that

i was no more

Tried to find a dream in my bottle of gloom
i thought my life was over forever i though of doom

a drink in my hand in the morning to shake off the guilt
drinking away those memories i always wanted to kill

i woke up one day and ask god to let me die.i image he smile
at me and hugged me as i cried..

i never want to forget that day when i was headed to make the final
score...i was relieve to find god was waiting at me door..

i gave my problem over to him and at once i was free forever more
now am no longer that person the one ..i was no more

written by steve aka stevil..march 23..2008

awesome poetry ..loved every word

iam not sure my ham was precooked ..

is this s test??lol

i cooked a ham by myself ..yes i can cook lol

picture....sing it like the song..

i wore your pants today i thought it changed my ways no i cant sit here all day wearing your pants....

wholelotta pants
stairway to pants
back in pants
the lemon pants
lovepants
what a fool in pants believes

another one bites your pants