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A letter from a deranged Fan
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A letter from a deranged Fan
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Sounds more like YOU have the blockage......laxaid helps I hear.
LISTEN up people this is far from over... I have my suspects as to the culprit that may have sent this to me.
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A letter from a deranged Fan
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I had to block Her...........
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Speaking from experience Red?
I'll have to take your word for it. Never happens to me. I heard through the grapevine you have been house broken............ pray they don't try and neuter You.....
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Don't mess with REDDRAGONS
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It's not me that's funny, it's the book I'm reading to her from
'1001 RedDragon Jokes' the greatest book ever.......................!!!!!!!!!!
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A letter from a deranged Fan
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Ok some of You know Me some of You worship my intelligence and some of You are even brave enough to be on the same forum with Me but thats not why I'm here.
It's not easy being Me some times and being popular isn't always what it's cracked up to be...every once in a while you come across a deranged fan or two... here is a twisted email I received just a few days ago........and you think you people have problems you don't know the half of it.....
reads as follows..... Dear Red... Red, I know we are very close, we don't hide anything from each other, and we are comfortable being naked around each other. Hell, I LOVE being naked with you. You fart around me, I fart around you, we have nothing to hide. However, when I am in the bathroom, I want to be left alone. I don't want you peeking in the bathroom that is adjacent to the living room when I am in it. I don't want you throwing the door wide open when I am in there. I don't want you looking at me when I am sitting on the pot, doing my business. I don't want you to watch me I especially don't want a hug or to kiss you and I REALLY don't wish to be fondled or touched in any way while I am taking a crap. I know you don't have any sense of personal boundaries when it comes to your g/f, but I really don't feel my sexiest when I am pushing waste out of my *sshole into the toilet. It's worse when I have gastrointestinal distress, because you will come in and laugh at the noises my bowels are making or critique the odor I have produced. Please, I beg you, leave me alone and when I come out I will be your perfect g/f again. |
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and when he goes in the corner he gets beat with a rolled newspaper..................
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have you learned any new tricks?
Ya!! Jess taught him how to heal...............ROFL!!!!!! |
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Painful perhaps....my ribs hurt from laughing so much....
Yes I agree Karma is funny.............
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I'll take "Materialistic" for 2,000 please Alex.
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Don't mess with REDDRAGONS
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I eat Cats as orderves......does the bell tinkle.......
never mind it's not big enough......this is me you're talking too my posts are a stark painful wonder.........
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Good cause Barbie's hooters are way to big, legs to straight and always at a Y to get laid by Ken and GI Joe.... plus yank her head off and surprise it's empty
ya but when Mike gets pissed off at Her he pulls her arms off.....................................ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1.Poems
2.Massages 3.Quiet night in 4.Slow dancing at your house 5.Home cooked meal because actions speak louder than words.....
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Brains is in the Hooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssseeeee 
 
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Uhhhhhhhh another cheapie!!!
OHHHHHHHHH so it takes money to show that he cares??? Hmmmmmmmmmm??? crosses arms raises eyebrow and suspiciously rubs chin????
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^^^ if You don't compete for hair spray and mirror time we may have a new match here on JSH.........
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why are people so obsessed with looks? when did looking good replace having a good personality?
this is coming from a guy who has a picture of a Dragon up.......
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I'd say He's trying to break up with Her...........
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Don't mess with REDDRAGONS
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Chained in yard huh. Hmmmmmmmm.
CHAINS????? see I told You She was KINKY..........
FACT:there is no chain on earth that could hold the might of a Male Dragon..... |
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Oh and fyi I have, and always will be an alpha male.
I have to look this up again as I read it years ago, but then again you can soooo , Look up a book called the Human Animal. Interesting insights but then in order to accept these views you have to come to terms that you are little more then a monkey, me?.... pass the banana I gots to go. I have always been a firm beleiver that those that have to talk and brag about how good they are scoring are in fact actually tooting their own horn for other reasons ... most likley because they are getting close to hardly anything at all , it's almost like positive thinking gone wrong.
anyways where were we??? oh ya........toot away.
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