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Mon 08/17/09 01:05 AM




My name is Edmundo Escalante, but you can just call me sizzle!
bwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I may just keep you!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

But first......you must pass the cabana boy course....offered to you by your local cabana boy college!!!


I already did, how do you think im already touching your but in the nudge colum?!
I got all F's in cabana boy college.

F as in fu...well, you'll find out.
hahaha and I didnt even feel it!!!noway laugh laugh


I was being nice! Cabanarule number one, no rough stuff unless she archs for it...

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Mon 08/17/09 01:04 AM



RAmmstein........Du hast!!!pitchfork


Gay..
shaaaaaaaaaaadap you fag!!!laugh


Shove something in my mouth and make me. ^_~

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Mon 08/17/09 01:02 AM

Have you thought of the Barney Song???noway laugh

I love you...you love me...lets get together and kill barney

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Mon 08/17/09 01:01 AM

Have you thought of the Barney Song???noway laugh

I love you...you love me...lets get together and kill barney

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Mon 08/17/09 01:00 AM

oh im an expert at that i get banned a lot lol

How come no pics of you? :O if someone as ugly as me can post pics, why cant you? :P

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Mon 08/17/09 12:59 AM


My name is Edmundo Escalante, but you can just call me sizzle!
bwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I may just keep you!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

But first......you must pass the cabana boy course....offered to you by your local cabana boy college!!!


I already did, how do you think im already touching your but in the nudge colum?!
I got all F's in cabana boy college.

F as in fu...well, you'll find out.

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Mon 08/17/09 12:58 AM

RAmmstein........Du hast!!!pitchfork


Gay..

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Mon 08/17/09 12:54 AM
Lullacry "Unchain me"

Its like a better version of evenesance. Look it up on youtube, its freaking sweet dude.

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Mon 08/17/09 12:53 AM
My name is Edmundo Escalante, but you can just call me sizzle!

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Mon 08/17/09 12:52 AM
lol dont feel like getting booted tonight! :P or offending anyone.

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Mon 08/17/09 12:52 AM
What kind of music does she like? Id go with Styx "Babe" But thats prolly to lovey. lol

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Mon 08/17/09 12:50 AM




BTW! Yes I do have the zombie survival guide... I love that book...so much.. -tear of joy-


the first hostel was really cool and yes the guy was having a bad day but he deserved it!

its my duty to make sure people have the zombie survival guide cuz if they dont have it and when that day comes they'll be shot on site!

Why waste bullets on the idiots who dont know how not to get bitten?! Save them for the ZOMBIES


gotta practice sometime lol



So many racist/sexit/religious/beastiality/dead baby jokes....so little time. D:

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Mon 08/17/09 12:47 AM

You do know that once your in the diary.......you are our CABANA BOYS!!!!pitchfork


I dont think you could handle our poolboy awesomeness.
With his long hair and freckle tan, and my tall kidness, we shall rule the world once again.

Bwahahahaha

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Mon 08/17/09 12:45 AM


BTW! Yes I do have the zombie survival guide... I love that book...so much.. -tear of joy-


the first hostel was really cool and yes the guy was having a bad day but he deserved it!

its my duty to make sure people have the zombie survival guide cuz if they dont have it and when that day comes they'll be shot on site!

Why waste bullets on the idiots who dont know how not to get bitten?! Save them for the ZOMBIES

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Mon 08/17/09 12:42 AM



awwwwwwwwwwwwwww maude kicked me in the butt~~!!!laugh laugh laugh


You loved it, dont lie. You even winked at me after words.
what can I do........your just a 6 ft 6 kid!!!laugh laugh laugh


Kid?! once my mom changes my diaper your in for a world of...well you know what... -sniffles- im telling on you.

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Mon 08/17/09 12:36 AM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww maude kicked me in the butt~~!!!laugh laugh laugh


You loved it, dont lie. You even winked at me after words.

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Mon 08/17/09 12:35 AM
BTW! Yes I do have the zombie survival guide... I love that book...so much.. -tear of joy-

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Mon 08/17/09 12:34 AM
Sounds like a bad day for the guy.
Cant say I havnt had dates like that though!

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Mon 08/17/09 12:29 AM

ugh ...love boat golden girls slaphead yuck I don like tv anymore
cartoooooooooonz ......gonna go watch Road Runner waving


WHATS WRONG with the golden girls?

D: Bee Arthur died!

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Mon 08/17/09 12:28 AM
On a different note... I forgot I still had that in there, no wonder im not getting any dates, im not lying about myself!
-finds the pictures of kevin sorbo-

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