"My ancestry goes all the way back to Alexander
the Great," said one lady. She then turned to a second lady and asked, "And how far does your family go back?"

"I don't know," was the reply. "All of our records were lost in the Flood."

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your
friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
13.. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what
their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't
worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second
one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't
take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy
lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five
years, will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything
you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38.. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone
else's, we'd grab ours back..
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come.
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

some great ones...lol..to admin: please consider these for adding.

I suppose we can all just invent our own, and send them via mail like I do often. Besides, it is better to spend a few seconds typing one than just click a link. The generic works ok, but, which is most likely to impress you, the generic one or one someone created just for you and mailed it to you?

niters ladies, any of you still out here in cyber space.((((hugs)))) and thanks for the time you invested in visiting with me

nite guy.ttul...have a good one

I will help her tie it to the side of your head so you can voice dial me and talk to me...I figure after she is done tying you up and all she'll be tired and need to sleep all the way to the beach, and you'll probably be tired too and want to sleep

don't worry, I'll tell you how to untie the knots when I call you from the beach, that is unless she superglues them after she ties them

that sounds exciting. do I get to call it a date?

sure, I know this nice beach down just south of mexican border we can visit. and you don't even need to bring a swinsuit, just a beachtowel

cooked in bacon grease or mixed in with chocolate, depending on the size

come past my place on your way, I'll rub your feet and teach you lotsa knots that are difficult to untie

don't worry, she just gonna tie you up and take advantage of your helplessness, maybe

interesting thing I have noticed about ladies who point out what they consider "hot" ladies.....I never seem to agree

maybe for self preservation

longview, might I ask?

never take a knife to a gunfight

ladies being awful quiet. From my experience that means they up to no good, plotting evil against us guys generally. And I have lots of experience with women...lol...9 sisters

I was at the mall with my dau and gkids. her 4 year old wanted some candy from one of the stores. She said no and the kid yelled "If you don't let me have some I'm gonna tell grampa what you and dad were doing in bed last night" I busted out laughing and bought him some chocolate while the dau tried to crawl under the tiles

ppl who claim to read the newspaper on the toilet. Trying to get rid of the crap in the news?

does that mean you're gonna turn green ??
I wouldn't dare. You'd try and cash me!

are you saying I'm cheap ?
better be called cheap than easy, wofw