Just doin my part to make sure this world never gains it's sanity.

Now I can morph myself into this smiley ---->

My day is never complete unless I feel someone's eyes in this world may have rolled slightly as a side-effect of presence.

Oh stop with the flattery.

Now, if the question were to be if we could genetically splice humans with animal qualities which would be the most awesome... THAT I could answer.

Oh, so you found it? Please don't confuse me like that. I had popcorn and a party hat all ready for the spectacle.

*checks time* Did you set a deadline for losing it? I'm not sure C-Span is going to cover that, and I don't think I can count on anyone recording it and I'm not real into re-enactments. Unless of course, it's done as a hilarious spoof in a cartoon setting.

Ya mean ya didn't lose it yet?

I can't answer that. It's like asking me what type of human female is the most beautiful.

You all mad beautiful in your own way.

My first relationship had me dealing with quite a few cheating situations.

I tried and tried to make it work, but eventually stood up for myself and walked away.

I have zero tolerance for cheating since then. My take on it is when I enter a relationship, I make sure it's to be exclusive. The partner breaks that promise... it's a lie. And in my experience... liars will continue to lie if you nuture the habit by caving to them.

Hell, my first ex-girlfriend still lies to me nearly 25 years later even as a friend.

Sense of humor mainly. Off the wall appreciation is a plus.

Other than that, physically... the eyes.

The looks and body can change so easily, so I don't put too much emphasis on that.

Thinking once you go back... you never go back.

Feel like taking technology outside for a few rounds.

I once had the fever for the flavor of a Pringle.

Thinking step away from your thoughts...

Quietly now as to not provoke them...

That's it...

You're safe...

For now...

Hello?

Anonymous person?

It's me... the poster.

Yup.

I'll hafta post ya again some time.

Yup.

Was good posting with ya.

This anonymous message will scroll up and get lost as the posts increase and the thread gets flipped.

Thinking truth trumps flattery.

Thinking how did my Bengals beat the Bills?

Thinking that reminds me of my struggle with dating.

Thinking don't make me hit your fist with my gut.

I just increased my post count!