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Fri 08/17/07 08:30 PM
Naples Florida

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Fri 08/17/07 08:29 PM
GRANTED but you will not be taken seriously

I wish people didnt think they were better than another

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Fri 08/17/07 08:17 PM
wow one of the best i heardlaugh

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Fri 08/17/07 08:05 PM
condom-safe

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Fri 08/17/07 08:03 PM
somebody who asks people to ask what the blob in the picture is..........

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Fri 08/17/07 08:00 PM
Yeah I would see how that would be hard to explain laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 08/17/07 07:58 PM
GRANTED!!!!
But they will become so spoiled they will kick you out of your bed


I wish my family would all get along

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Fri 08/17/07 11:12 AM
happy birthday!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER NO DRINKING AND DRIVING... GET A DRIVER SO YOU CAN GET PLASTERED JKdrinker smokin

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Thu 08/16/07 06:22 PM
john cena's wife is mean he won't add me as a friend :cry:

I love me

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Thu 08/16/07 06:20 PM
GRANTED. but you'll wish you were older again


I wish i could buy a nice ski boat.

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Wed 08/15/07 11:54 AM
GRANTED!! but once he feels better he will chew all your high heels


I wish I had an english bulldog!

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Tue 08/14/07 08:57 PM
sick @ sheepdog sick You can not be serious!!!!


I think the worst job would be the people who clean up crime scenes. Like blood, brains, that kind of stuff sick

And to the one who said gynecologist, well I wouldn't be too bad, I'm going to school to be a nurse and work eventually in labor and delivery, I will be right along side of those gynecologists!!!:tongue:

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Tue 08/14/07 08:47 PM
GRANTED!!!!
But you just wasted a wish on another wish!!!


I wish I could get a maid

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Tue 08/14/07 08:43 PM
hair salons
nail salons
vomit
bod spray for men
candy smelling sprays for girls
vanilla candles
my dogs farts
The orange juice plant down the road
rotten meat(that u left in the fridge for a week you kept forgetting to cook)
burnt hair
sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick

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Tue 08/14/07 08:38 PM
yeah I would have to agree MEN make pretty good pets. For real though my pit bull is the best damn dog!!! Im with diesel on this one!!! everyone gives them bad names. But I really wish I could have an english bulldog, I'd name it MEATBALL.... I wish I could have one but I'm a po white gurl!!! lol


I also want a PENGUIN, but we ain't going therefrown

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Tue 08/14/07 08:34 PM
HAHA!! BAY BAY
Thinking about it now I do remember signing my name about being on some tv show lol.

I was talking about Jereme...MOM!!!!!!noway

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Mon 08/13/07 12:35 PM


worst- working as a dietary aid at a nursing home. We could receive the trays back with bra and underwear love letters, throw up, and everything else you could imagine.

best- dial america.. being a telemarketer. I have been flushed downt he toilet plenty of times been cussed at and everything its funny. we never really worked just goofed off all day.

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Mon 08/13/07 12:31 PM
cash:

GRANTED but you will have to work 70 hours aweek to make a few bucks

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Mon 08/13/07 12:30 PM
GRANTED!!! but you will be so bored you'll start to count the popcorn on the ceiling.


I wish I could meet dave matthews:wink:

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Mon 08/13/07 12:27 PM
thats right proud Leo.

Well I should of known to not invite people who do not hang out with one another my brother got drunk started be really funny and my untight friend was getting annoyed and she told him to get a life(hey he was funny) and he started yelling at her she yelled at him, his wife yelled back at him, I told them to chill out and my hubby told me to stay out of it and it blew up from there.....noway huh

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