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Tue 12/22/09 11:26 AM

English Rose... Gay as in happy????spock


Gay as in i like girls tolaugh now dont be offended but i believe you to are in tune with your femme/gay side the bent arm with hand on waist looks super femme welcome to my worldlaugh laugh Anna x

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Tue 12/22/09 10:03 AM
I would tease you and use my femme ways on you and when you cant take it anymore you can please me by showering me in gifts allowing me access to your bank account and your wallet and then when i have had so much enjoyment i will whisper......Baby.....I am gay!laugh laugh laugh laugh Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 04:50 AM
Bless you sweetheart be strong girl your in my thoughts.flowerforyou Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 04:45 AM
So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam replies, "The good news."
God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."

laugh aNNA X

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Sun 12/20/09 04:40 AM
Two guys chatting
1st) What was the happiest day of your life?
2nd)The day i was with my wife at the alter
1st)Awwwwwwwwww thats really sweet
2nd) It was...without doubt the happiest day of my life. I finally Arrived at church, as i was running late my car would not start and i had to get a taxi to make sure i was not late for the 11am service, but there she was my wife waiting at the alter for me, i walked up the aisle and kissed her on the cheek, i smiled and then closed the coffin lid!! laugh laugh Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 04:21 AM
Edited by Englishrose2 on Sun 12/20/09 04:23 AM
Arriving home early from work one day.
I heard the wife moaning upstairs.
She must be on the toilet I thought to myself!
Getting up the stairs myself, it turned out, she was only in bed with my best friend, my Next door neighbour?
I was shocked, stunned flabberghasted, choking and stuttering.
I cried out to him How could you
I can′t comprehend, don′t understand
I mean I have to, you don′t?

Grabbing him by the testicles and holding real tight with an iron grip, I dragged him all the way down the stairway.
He was whimpering - you can′t thrown me out naked man.
I never answered, instead dragged him through the kitchen.
Grabbing the largest bread knife I could find on route. He screamed for mercy you can′t cut it off man, please!
I remained silent, dragged him into the back garden into the shed Jammed his manhood in to my work bench vice, and then smashed the handle off that vice!

Don′t cut it off man, please, he screamed!
Oh, I′m not going to do that I said
Picking up a can of Lawn Mower Pertol and handing him the Knife I said you are
I′m setting the shed on fire!

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Sun 12/20/09 04:00 AM
Lady Diana:heart: R.I.P Sweet princess:heart:

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Sun 12/20/09 03:52 AM
crying

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Sun 12/20/09 03:45 AM
very niceflowerforyou

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Sun 12/20/09 03:44 AM
cute

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Sun 12/20/09 03:38 AM

Good morning {{{friends}}} :heart:

OMG, I looked out the window and my car is completely covered in snow tears

I will be all damn day shoveling tears

I am going to take some more pictures for you all since I learned how to download them.

I am sorry I didn't come back in yesterday, by the time I finished around here, I was exhausted. I had dinner and a huge piece of chocolate ice cream cake and a whole container of chocolate covered strawberries; then I got a belly ache and had to lay down ill


Never be SORRY for indulging in somthing that gives you pleasure lastnight when i was alone in bed i......oops phew came close to spilling the beans then.....OH what the hell i tell you anyway...I had great pleasure in stuffling my face with chocolatelaugh and to those who thought i was being naughtypitchfork fooled yeah!laugh Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 03:28 AM
Be there for your sister and your dad as for your mum it is very sad that religion has such a hold upon her when at the end of the day if only she could see her world would be that much happier spent with her loved ones and not a church that twists things in order to influence the vunerable. Religion and those that influence others by fear and twisted views have a lot to answer for. Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 03:11 AM

purpose, artificial? speculate how ever you want, would love to hear the wisdom of every possible perspective.


I guess the PURPOSE of this thread was to make my head hurt well every purpose has a reason!laugh laugh Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 03:02 AM



Do YO ever feel you sell yourself short?


Said the client to the prostitute!laugh laugh Anna x



..or....said the prostitute to the eunich


laugh laugh or..said the prostitute to the dwarf

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Sun 12/20/09 02:59 AM
God YES so sexy attractive in tune with the femme side without a doubt gentle yet vunerable and sweet as candy a figure to die for such natural beauty........................... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just put my glasses your not that gorgeous girl i was dreaming about YOUR ED!!! Just goes to show what happens when your desperatelaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 02:45 AM
Was a Hulk Hogan doublelaugh Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 02:43 AM
laugh laugh flowerforyou Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 02:37 AM

Do YO ever feel you sell yourself short?


Said the client to the prostitute!laugh laugh Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 02:33 AM
Lesbian porn star:banana: blushing :tongue: Anna x

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Sun 12/20/09 02:31 AM

We read in physics books that there are four fundamental force in nature namely nuclear, magnetic ,electric and gravitational.then wat type of force is sex?we wil all agree that opposite attract as opposite charges or opposite poles.so when men and women attract then which force is playing its part.can we nt measure it?or is it not a physical force?as physics is the study of nature and natural phenomenon and sexual force is the most natural force then why there is not any formula discoverd who can tel the amount of force between two opposite sex individuals


If only i had paid attention to chemistry and physics when i was at school i would have understood the point you where making!laugh laugh Anna x