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Wed 08/07/19 01:47 PM
Atough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of ninety-eight.

When he died, he left sixteen children, twenty-nine grandchildren, thirty-seven great grandchildren, and a fifteen-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

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Tue 08/06/19 03:55 PM

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Tue 08/06/19 03:43 PM
Shortly: it's ring a bell to consider divorce. pitchfork

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Tue 08/06/19 02:29 PM
An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, “What are you going to do with the money?”

“Take jewelry to city and sell it,” said the old man.

“What have you got for collateral?” queried the banker, going strictly by the book.

“Don’t know of collateral.”

“Well that’s something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you got any vehicles?”

“Yes, I have a 1949 Chevy pickup.”

The banker shook his head, “How about livestock?”

“Yes, I have a horse.”

“How old is it?”

“I don’t know; it has no teeth.”

Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan.

Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, “Here’s the money to pay loan,” he said, handing the entire amount including interest.

“What are you going to do with the rest of that money?”

“Put it in my pocket.”

“Why don’t you deposit it in my bank?” he asked.

“I don’t know of deposit.”

“Well, you put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it.”

The old Indian leaned across the desk, looking suspiciously at the banker, and asked, “What you got for collateral?”

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Tue 08/06/19 12:32 PM
salacious

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Tue 08/06/19 12:21 PM

Yarny bigsmile


yoicks


Thanks River! waving


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Tue 08/06/19 12:04 PM

Naughty


yachty

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Tue 08/06/19 12:02 PM
Edited by bbwlav on Tue 08/06/19 12:03 PM

laugh
Yarn



yarn was already

explode

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Tue 08/06/19 12:00 PM
Ok. Thanks.

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Tue 08/06/19 11:18 AM
tetchy

:cry:

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Tue 08/06/19 10:50 AM
Edited by bbwlav on Tue 08/06/19 10:51 AM
sanatory

Mikey!!!! rofl

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Tue 08/06/19 10:34 AM
democracy

flowerforyou

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Tue 08/06/19 10:23 AM
So, would you be so kind to delete it from Arts & Crafts and I simply will repost it to Games.

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Tue 08/06/19 10:13 AM
nexility

what

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Tue 08/06/19 10:08 AM
Hello moderators.
Few days ago I posted topic in "Arts and Crafts" https://mingle2.com/topic/578523, but later realized that it's probably more appropriate to the "Games".
Is it possible to move topic? Or maybe just delete it and I'll post fresh one?
Thanks.

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Tue 08/06/19 10:01 AM
salutary

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Mon 08/05/19 05:12 PM
gantry

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Mon 08/05/19 05:03 PM
yabby


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Mon 08/05/19 04:52 PM
yucky

drool

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Mon 08/05/19 04:34 PM
Aha! Than I'm:

yeasty

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