A gorgeous redhead goes into the doctor's office and says her body hurts
wherever she touches it.

"Impossible" says the doctor. "Show me"

The redhead takes her finger pushes on her left breast and screams,

then she pushes on her elbow and screams in even more agony.

She pushes her knee and screams, then she pushes on her thigh and more
screaming.

Pushes her ankle more screams and everywhere she touches makes her
scream.

The Doctor says, "You're not really a redhead are you?"

"Well, no", she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so", the doctor says,

"Your finger is broken."