Ok Ya'll the uglist. I'm just to good looking to stay. I'm leaving.

Why Bry, What have you done with your hair? You look so beautiful tonight.. What are you doing in this thread about ugly people.? Shouldn’t you be in a thread about beautiful and sexy people.

miss a beat

Posting so Bry doesn't win Don't tell anyone.

not you bry green shirt on nick's profile

If that's Nick in the Green shirt then she is the uglist.

I still win

The ugly stick melted when they tried to hit me with it.

I win

I was born with snow white hair. I have returned to my natural state. I got scars all over my face. Childern scream in terror when I come down the street. The villagers ran me out of town with pitchforks and fire. I'm the uglist!!! I'm the winner!!!

My hair snow white I'm the ugliset!!!! I'm the Greyist!!!! I'm the winner!!!!

Looks like Magnum PI

pole, upside down

LOL I hate getting cut off like that

Any where she wants

WOW I didn't know that. Who had ever thought!!!

That's a good one Teddybear

I'm so ugly I have to pay the dog to lick me. I win

Brass stripper pole

I win this one hands down

A biker tells his old lady he is going out to the titie bars with his buds. Of course, she raises Hell and tells him not to come home stumbling drunk and brow beats him all the way out the door. Well, sure enough, about 3 in the morning his buddies drop him off in the front yard and take off because they know the wrath of which he is about to endure.

He stumbles into the house and his wife immediately lays into him about his about his current condition. He promptly passes out in his chair in the front room.

The next morning he wakes up in bed. He gets up and stumbles into the kitchen in a hung over haze. His wife is standing by the sink. She turns to him and smiles and brings him a cup of coffee and some aspirins. Gives him a little kiss and tells him she loves him and walks away singing to herself. The biker is in shock and thinks he is in a dream.

About that time his son comes into the kitchen. He looks at him in pure amazement and asks, “What is up with your Mom?” To which the son replies, you were pass out last night and we had to carry you to bed. Mom was taking off your cloths to put you to bed when you suddenly came too, pushed Mom away and yelled, “Get off me lady, I’m a married man.”