Dogs. Always dogs. Whatever the question is, the answer is dogs.

Good morning, Grumble Bunnies!

14. When the coffee filter folds over while brewing and I get a mouthful of coffee grounds in my morning cup.

Was just funnin' with you, Ma'am.

Sooo, pretty much the same as having your ex around, then?

Which code do you use?

I'm guessing images from Photobucket won't work on here? I can't get mine to show up.

I've been the Remote Car Starter for all my relationships so, yeah, gimme the keys and I'll get it fired up for you. You want the heated seats on, too?

I refer to my 52lb of goofy in a 60lb bag English Bulldog as the "Lyle Lovett of the canine world". Butt ugly, yet for some reason the women are all over him. Yes, he can be gassy, but I've solved that by feeding him only a special Bulldog formula made by Royal Canin. Within a week of switching to it his coat became glossy, the weeping eye streaks on his face went away and I could sit on the couch watching TV with him and not have to wear a gas mask.

Bulldogs are adorable, but they have some real issues that you need to be aware of and ready to take on if you get one... they can be extremely OCD, will urinate on their bedding and not see an issue with that, they are by far NOT the brightest bulb on the tree and live up to the saying "stubborn as a Bulldog". Believe me.

But they ARE very affectionate, extremely loyal, frickin' hilarious and surprisingly full of character and personality.

What part of "package deal" did you not understand?

Dude. No.

"It's not a tumour!" - Kindergarten Cop

Oh, really?

96.3 Big FM, a local station. Currently playing Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself". Apropos for this site, no?

True story. Have the scars on my heat to prove it.


Goooooooood morrrrrninnnngggg Grumble Bunnies! It's 0 degrees, cloudy and rain in the forecast with a measly high of only 7C today, perfect gripe weather. Stay out of the news, people.

I have a weakness for redheads. I don't know why, maybe a redhead gave me a piece of candy when I was a baby, but fine looking fireheads are my kryptonite.

Pleeeeease don't go. We need our sassy eye candy!

Good morning, Grumble Bunnies! It's Friday, pretty hard to be cranky about anything today, but I'll see if I can think of anything.

Ok, so, we have a few people who understand this is supposed to be a lighthearted thread, yet they've gone and taken it seriously anyway.

Lighten up, Francis!

(NOTE: The preceding comment was intended to be humourous and is a direct reference to a scene from the movie "Stripes". No insult was intended towards, nor should be taken by, anyone named Francis or anyone else who lacks a sense of humour.)

(NOTE NOTE: The last sentence of the preceding comment should not be misinterpreted as an accusation that everyone else on this site has no sense of humour. I'm sure you're all very funny people at parties.)


Right, then, now that we have that out of the way...


Things That Make Me Grumpy (cont'd):

13. People that pass my school bus uphill on a double line around a blind curve, only to pull into the drive-thru at Tim Horton's one km down the road. What, like I was going to wedge the bus in there and order 40 medium regular coffees and hold the line up for an hour?

I always read the complete profile and look at the photos. I have a list of red flags I'm looking for and if I find any, I move on to the next profile. If I think she might be who I am looking for - and vice versa - I will initiate contact. Haven't had that happen yet here on mingle, but I'm not giving up hope yet.

Well, if it's a pic of you and Buddha holding today's newspaper with his quote on the front page, I guess I couldn't complain about that.

My remark was aimed at those who take their pics from BELOW the chin level, ie so that one can see right up their nose. Pics taken AT chin level I have no issues with.

Actually, most of the photos on this site are pretty good, likely due to the more strict requirements for uploading.