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Topic:
My Beaver
Edited by
iRon
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Fri 07/18/08 11:16 PM
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I love Beavers even though one bit me once i still love them,e
Love to pet them, Play with them and yes even kiss and lick them........yes I love beavers.....I also like ***** too Did I say that out loud? |
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this is a great one
I work at a mortuary we can have diner there....Sure to get then every time |
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offer 20 bucks????????????????????????? Which by the way does not work to well
Through French fries at them......... tell them they remind you of your last 5 exes ND THE BEST ONE I GOT: ask them out and follow that up with you'll have to pay because I don't have a job and you can pick be up at my moms house because that is were I live. I think our first date will be at this great sex bar I know and please brings lots of one dollar bills and don't forget to bring your sister too.<---that one always works 
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Topic:
Breakfast in Bed
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When was the last time you had Breakfast in bed? Sunday morning I woke up with a girl I have been seeing and then after that we went to ihop 
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Topic:
Whats for Dinner?
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Just eat it the food off her stomach. Anything would taste good eating it off her stomach. Plus you most likely would be forgive for eating something else
 and the food would no longer be an issue....problem solved 
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I love what I do and am very content doing it but I could change it and I was younger I would love to be a camera man....
Like a camera man for cops.......or national Geographic......or myth busters......or NASA, that would be cool, first cameraman on the space station......or the playboy channel that would be way COOL hanging with Heff and shooting the Bunnies or a cameraman for NOVA filming the discovery of some new mummy deep in a tomb....the discovery channel the list goes on A cameraman sign me up |
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Yeah but that would be nothing new for me.........
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Topic:
someone
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Fresh frog legs put into hot grease will still try to hop away......True story.....really....scary stuff
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Topic:
someone
Edited by
iRon
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Wed 07/16/08 11:02 PM
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Frog legs for the record DO NOT taste like chicken......with or without mustard sauce........
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Topic:
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I paid for mine so that is a just a thought for ya.....
The above statement is a complete lie and should be read by no one....... |
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Topic:
Somthing Strange
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Perhaps you were sleep messaging???
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Topic:
AHHHHHHHHHH
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You going to Mexico?
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Topic:
What do I do with Peccy...
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One of 3 things or maybe all of them
1. send him back as he really is not my type 2. put him to work I need a fence built. 3. the suggestion of running over with a car was good.... |
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Topic:
Whose Right And Whose Wrong?
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Two wrong don't make a right but they do make a point....
A man is a measure of his good deeds and a man would never leave a lady in distress or in possible harms way....do the right thing and leave her azz there |
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Topic:
me naked
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That was just mean
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Topic:
The Most Romantic
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When I was in Amsterdam I eat diner off the body of a naked women..........What a feast.
She came to the table, got naked then laid on the table. The chef then laid the food on her body in a very sex manner and places and when he was done we started eating......NO fingers, forks or knives allowed.. It was hot |
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Topic:
the 12 pound pizza
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Naaa I am trying to cut down.....but thanks..
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Topic:
Seriously
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I love petting beavers!!!! On bit me once but I got over it
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Topic:
did you know
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I thought that eating your mummy was incest....
This site does not make me laugh to often but that was funny.... |
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Topic:
Would you ever consider
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I don't convert!! nor would I ever ask anyone to do it for me......I would respect their religion and their decision, does that count?
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