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Already has more hear that Heaven but its not on his head.
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Has a bumper sticker on the tractor that says
my other car is a CubCadet Ex Series. |
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boxers with picture of the yellow brick road on the back.
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records me singing showtunes in the shower
 
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searching for his bottle of jack
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Wizard of Oz underoos and binky around his neck.
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has and identical pair of bunny slippers.
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never learned to drive a car (hence the tractor)
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Hiding under my bed with a duffle bag of my clothes.
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Took that shirt from under my bed.
Tst Tst Tst. |
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Go Go. Get me a catalog.
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Thank you... Gonna play alot of Twister and Hungry Hungry Hippo.
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Yesss.
I like the tickle. |
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Killed Kenny.
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I just had to explain to my nine year old daughter why Me and her father cant be together anymore. I need a drink. Now, that's gotta be tough and nobody wants to be in such a position. Sorry to hear that. 
Thank you. She took it pretty well. Probably feels as relieved as I do. |
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Provides the contraband to sell out of trunk.
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Lady likes to watch George Lopez while playing hungry hippo to take out aggression.
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Image is burned in to my brain.
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I just had to explain to my nine year old daughter why Me and her father cant be together anymore. I need a drink.
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Only if he lets me pull his hair a little.
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