Hey what's up ? Every one ... i have been a awy for a while hugs and poke you all... so i'm going to be joing the united states army hooah! hows it going on the mingle world ?

so i got this new black berry. can you customize your signiture on your text messages with a black berry or do you have to add your own signiture every time? and im also cant figure out how to set a diff ring tone to things can any body help?

my m om doesnt have a problem. she just gets wasted easier than i do i have been drinbking scince i was 15 dark beer and hard liqure so im not a light wieght my question is why is my mom a light weight drinker she should get plastered after i get plastered. not before me lol you guys miss read the first post lol. my point was how can i out drink any one i know because every one i know i can drink under the table

she did just that

So my 45 year old mom got more smashed than i did on my 21st b-day she had 4 coors and six shoots i had 6 shinerbocks off tap and 6 shoots whats up with that. moms shouldnt be light weights they should be heavy drinkers so what the **** ??? i would like all the feed back on this.

thanks huggs lol any body else

Thanks... hugs

hello mingle community it is me Scott M. and today is my 21 birth day

i get stoned like rock in a pond and i bet that i can out you...

its 108 in texas :( bad day gettin high out side

i could smoke so much the devil would stop before me. its like the song goes...

The devil went to Jamaica
He was looking to sell some weed
He was doin' fine
They were standin' in line
It was excellent weed indeed
When he came across a young man
Who was likewise peddling pot
And the devil slid down the beach to the kid
And said boy let me tell you what
I guess you kind of figured
I'm a reefer head of course
And after all this time
I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts
Now your stuff smells okay
But this could tranquilize a horse
I'll bet a million in cash against your stash
Cause I think mines better than yours
The boy said my names Johnny
And you ain't smoked nothing yet
One hit of this grass will kick your a@@
You got yourself a bet

Johnny roll a ball of hash
And make sure it's the bomb
Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam
You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope
But if you can't the devil gets your dope

The devil packed a bong
With a little Acapulco Gold
And resin flew from his finger tips
As he fired up his bowl
He filled that chamber all the way
And he took a mighty hit
And as they passed it back and forth
It gave them both a coughing fit
(coughing)
When the bowl was finished Johnny said
Hey man, that stuff was great
But fill your lungs with some of this
And prepare to vegetate

Cannibis Sativa, Sweet Maryjane
The devils in the backyard frying his brain
Zig-Zag filled with the diggity-dank
Hold on tight it will hit you like a tank

The devil nodded off
Because he knew that he was stoned
And he asked if he could buy an ounce
Of the stuff that Johnny owned
Johnny said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna catch a buzz
I done told you once
You son of a bi$^h
Mine's the best there ever was

And they fired up doobies one by one
Ain't gonna stop until the bag is done
Green as a bullfrog
Sticky as glue
Granny do you get high, yes I do


i may not be a pinball wizard but i am the king of high the pot smokin wizard

No one can out smoke my grass or me for that matter... i smoke till i have looped back to being sober at least five times it takes forever to get me to stop...

beams you up lol as long as theres some thing youll exchange for the weed you can smoke till u cant take another hit

HAHAHA im high peeps hows it goin? im smokeing that white widow im gettin a hundred kinds of silly all wisdom is lost in my joints fire so wuzzzuppp???

ima bout to get baked so send me a msg and ill give ya my yahoo and we can talk on there after i bake my brains out for the day

lol i can get any bud from dro to some purple haze this guy found some seed of it in his dads draw from he was touring with hendricks
it grows awesome buds that make me say DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN

i got 2 one pound bricks and a couple extra hundred grams in bags on my bed who wants to come roll with nothern lights, affgani AK47, fire, blueberry yummyumm, white widow, beach weed, and all the good one hitter quitters?

i smoke that bud for fun. so roll me a joint and light it up lets hot box this place and get high together

im pretty sure God will send me to live in hell when i die so im not concerned about how much i bad mouth the king of pop because mj had absolutely nothing but time to waste sure he had talent but he wasted it. if he where inocent in the case of being a child molester he would have went to court and been cival he instead hid in his house and bought his way clear. infact it was public news that when the goverment took over his ranch a few years ago they found a mountaint of little boy kiddy porn in his closet and all over the neverland ranch.