Zap

Xcalibur

Xanthophyll

Dam - Mad

Live - Evil

Van Zant

Xis

Earl

Vittles

Inch

Grunt

Botulism

Condensation

An elderly man who was mentally handicapped, couldn't read or write and nearly deaf died and was waiting at the pearly gates to get into heaven. St. Peter comes to him and says in order to enter heaven you need to answer a few questions and the man says ok. St. Peter says 1st question, how many days start with T, the man says 2, St. Peter says that's right can you name them, the man says today and tomorrow. St. Peter says not quite what I was looking for but it's technically correct, next question how many seconds in a year, the man says 12 St. Peter says how did you come up with that answer the man says January 2nd, February 2nd and so on. St. Peter is thinking the man is messing with him so he says last question, what is Gods name. The man says that's easy it's Howard. St. Peter says why do you think its Howard the man says we say the Lords Prayer every Sunday in church and it says our Father who art in heaven Howard be thy name.

Zombiism

Recognition

Xerophytism

Industrialization

Might

Vampirism