Hey Betty, did you here about the little boy who came home from school and said to his father,hey dad the english teacher sent us home with a project could you help me with it?
The father say's sure son what is the problem?
The boy say's, we are supposed to figure out the difference between theoretically, and realistically.
The father ponders the problem then says to his son. You go ask your mother, your older sister, and your older brother, if they would gto to bed and have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
The boy asks his mother and she says"sure that's a lot of money, I could put you kids through school, get some new shoes, a nice car and a lot more.
So he asks his sister and she say's, oh wow yes it's a lot of money, and anyway he's just so hotttt!!
So he asks his older brother and he answers , damn staight that's a lot of coin!!!
The little boy returns to his father and his dad asks him if it solved his problem?
The boy says "yeah i think so".
You see dad , theoretically we're sitting on 3 million bucks.
realistically though, we're living with 2 whores, and a homosexual.

My new resolution is to find that tight end!!!!!





Yeehaw, ride em' cowboy! Me what to ride?

thanks HG the tight end of a cowboy in chaps " save a horse- ride a cowboy " does come to your mind, looking at that picture