Rate me out on my profil=)

I like Lady Gagas new music... paparazzi. and i loved her performance on the mtv music awards. oh and also is it true that she has a wee wee down there?

how do you torture Chinese people?



answer: you open their eyes!

yo im here to make some friends.. add me if interested.. i like talking about interesting things.

lol call that old, look at me.. im the same age as u and i look way too young... so young that growing a beard on me dont look right. at this point its a gift that you look older cause if you were me.. you would be attracting young teens from junior high to early high school. and that isnt cool.

yo wassup

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store.
In hopes that later, you'd be my hoe.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ***.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so has your ***.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!


1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

I wish i was in my mid 20s already

Thank you for this.

Yoou should do a real research on the Hovah part which is hebrew.. the je in that name and JC no one knows where they came.. But the rest of the name say a very deliberate story.. Blessings in your Search..Shalom...Miles

im aware of that as well.. the name couldnt be translated correctly.

its cool i dont mind.. its still kinda silly the way i wrote it lol. anyways what was it designed to serve for?

so much for we the people have the power.. i think once you elect them, they will go about their own way and reject the peoples reasoning on electing them.

lol

i laughed after going over what i wrote too.. but i just dont see how these states get into a bad economy and act like its the great depression.. and i dont blame the war for it.

wow lol thats funny, sad, but funny. never heard of that happening before.. must have prayed for days for you. But i never think of religious people of being innocent, they try but their not.

Dont we the people control our money in this country?(rhetorical question). If so that would mean that we put ourselves in a bad economy and blame the governors and presidents for it. I would like to here other peoples opinion or facts about this.

EDIT: oh yeah, the catholics did one time. but that was because I put a two foot tall rubber Godzilla in their Virgin Mary Shrine. Lone Star beer and 3 AM make for a bad combination
lmao thats funny

im putting on some pounds.. any way to get back in shape without getting ripped with huge muscle fat? What ways of working out or eating healthy would get a persons body shape slim and slender like Michael Phelps.

Im aware of the fact that each and every religion is different from each other, but in some ways and form are related or relevant to each other. I on the other hand, im believing everything from jahova witnesses. Iv also heard that some people say using gods real name means your taking his name in vein; others say that god wants you to know his name, if god didnt want us to know his name then it wouldnt be in the scriptures. So seeing that all the bibles are the same for christian, catholic, and for Jehovah witnesses etc. Only thing i see different is that some have gods name(Jehovah) in them and some dont.

i like Mrs. Doubtfire