After trying my best, I think I am the choosen one.
Presenting you the Forever Alone Society where I am recruiting people who have successfully failed in finding a partner for themselves. Join me in building this sacred society so that we show the world our true capabilities.

But if you get a second member, wouldn't that invalidate the name?

I for one would rather be alone....

I could tell you many cliches quotes to say why you wont be alone..., but the truth is sometimes for any circumstance in life its difficult to find someone.
Maybe we are not looking in the right place, maybe our expectations are not realistic, maybe we feel atracted to someone who is not attracted to us, maybe there are many reasons out there.. with just one single fact: we feel forever alone

"Successfully Failed"...what a phrase. And why do you think this society you're planning is "sacred" and why should we join?

And if we join, at least give us details such as yearly dues, what membership cards look like, meeting places, and any extras, such as tasty recipes, window stickers for our car windows, etc.

Never failed to fail...

My first thought, was Crosby, Stills, and Nash.

Chill guys It was a joke. Do you really expect someone to build a society with such a name?

"It was the easiset thing to do"

Sgt Peppers Lonely Heart's Club Band is my club of choice .... membership is free ..... no joke ....

I want to start a club for curmudgeons -with a store for merch -and a curmudgeonwear clothing line

...and curmudgeon accessories

Forever Alone Society was my 'club of one' for years but not because 'I successfully failed' but because the women I chose failed me.

Wait...It was me who made the poor choices and when I started choosing wisely I found someone right for me so technically, I was successfully failing.

I do still have my laminated society club card. Mainly because the future is so damn unpredictable.
But, I have it wrapped in bubble wrap beside my last "feeling" and hidden away in a shoe box. That way if it gets stepped on it won't get hurt.

Mae West refused to have her picture on that album cover until all four Beatles wrote her a letter, asking for permission.

I don't take selfies... I take alonies

That's an awesome titbit about Mae West .... she did have the buoy's to demand that huh !!!

What's on your mind, buddy?

Forever Alone Society is my choice club. Can i join here?

Mae West 's buoys on my mind ....... you will never be alone ... ha ha !!!

where has this club been all my life!?!

Since his idea is getting some interest here, you and Jean can contact Mohid.

Sure