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Topic:
No Posting Allowed - part 2
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My cows keep getting out! Seems stretching barbed wire around the pasture isn't enough. Posting is required, who knew? A friend of mine had a cow like that. In the end he had to keep her tied to the bedpost!! |
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Edited by
Michael69619
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Sun 02/17/19 07:49 AM
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Azzholes. Stupid people. Socialists. |
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Cake and sex, and lots of it Don't forget the breakfast with bacon! |
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As with all the others who have broken the law,
Nothing will happen. Of course, if a Republican had done anything, he would be jailed without his feet even touching the courtroom floor!!! A double standard? |
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What do men really, really want? What Conan wants. "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women" ...And breakfast, apparently. Bring me the women! And breakfast of course!! |
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Your thoughts would be appreciated.
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Topic:
No Posting Allowed - part 2
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I died inhaling one of my farts. I once read a story in which that actually happened to someone. Well there was the true story of a guy in the UK up on a charge of murdering his wife! Apparently he had been out for the evening and consumed a large Indian curry and 9 pints of Guinness, plus some other things, and had gone home to bed with his wife. Shortly after retiring he had a tremendous fart! As a joke he leapt out of bed and pulled the covers tightly over his wife's head...…..causing her to suffocate!!! However, the judge released him off when it was revealed that the wife always made the bed very tightly thus trapping the fart inside and causing her own death!!!! |
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Topic:
No Posting Allowed - part 2
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I know KitKat's birthday now post  30th of February??? |
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I don't know about Billionaires, but SOME Millionaires wear old clothes and live on tomatoes and rice, then leave their millions to a housekeeper who was kind to them. ...or they leave it to their faithful DOG. They have tomatoes with their rice? OMG! My cat will get all mine...……. |
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Topic:
No Posting Allowed - part 2
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Wow !  . Pretty quiet around this place  Where did everybody go ?  [/quote Probably posted themselves off somewhere to get away from all the posts!! |
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Some people have them and many don't.
Of those that do possess certain abilities, a few are very strong. However, those of us with lesser ability can develop further through practice. A matter of believing you can as much as anything I guess! |
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Topic:
what's in a name?
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There are some real people in the Forums but otherwise its 60% 'bots'.
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Topic:
United States elections
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They should re-run The Flinstones again! Just so everyone can pickup a few tips on living in the stone age! Because that is where we will be if AOC gets her way!!! She wont get her way. She has a few fringe supporters in Congress, that's it. Everyone else is keeping her at arms length and don't take her seriously and shes toxic for the party. It's really bad when Pelosi and Schumer keep their distance from a Democrat. Fingers crossed then! Maybe Mueller should investigate her for colluding with the Russians to destroy the U.S of A...…. Or dig up McCarthy! He routed out a few of these commies!! Remember...…..democrat = socialist...…..socialist = communist! |
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Topic:
WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT???
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woman wants mens love and care And his house, his car, his dog and his bank account...... actually a big wallet and package would be enough   
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Call in Cupid and load his arrows with female Viagra!!!
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Topic:
United States elections
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I can solve all the problems of the dis-united states! First, we institute the Queen of England as your Head of State...…. Change the name to the British United Colony of the Americas..... Send in the Redcoats!! I think the current climate is more set up for an Emperor,,,, Emperor Trump and his loyal subjects not sure who that is, but I dont prefer queens, kings, or emperors ... lol. Off with her head! Im kind of glad for the checks and balances of our government and the living evolving potential of our constitution. |
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Topic:
United States elections
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They should re-run The Flinstones again!
Just so everyone can pickup a few tips on living in the stone age! Because that is where we will be if AOC gets her way!!! |
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In the chat about "What women really want" someone answered
a "chocolate penis". I really can't think of anything better than that!! (unless, of course, it's a vibrating one...…) |
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I like turtles. Fine if that is what turns you on! But I would suggest not trying to have sex with a snapping turtle...…. |
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Edited by
Michael69619
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Sun 02/10/19 02:29 AM
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Don't feed her for a few days.. that should weaken her. Might also be a good idea to bind her chains with cloth so they don't make too much noise when she rattles them!!! |
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